Puddleby Court Log: 43 Summer, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 19:00

In the matter of Bigfat v Unknown, accused of “being a nusence.”

Before the jurors: Thrill Killer, Mug, Charlos, Madcat, Cutlas, Baerwizz, Myself, Relkin

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Bigfat] Well
[Bigfat] Bigfat bows to the jury.
[Bigfat] Hurt, I think, is very mean.
[Bigfat] I believe, I saw him healing Madcat
[Bigfat] and he said "share or i curse"
[Bigfat] a threat, for healing?
[Bigfat] then
[Bigfat] he stabs algernon
[Bigfat] oh look
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Bigfat] You just received bad karma from Hurt you prick
[Bigfat] hm
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bigfat
[Bigfat] anyway
[Haengemie] Hurt, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Hurt] I guarentee that one
[Hurt] I would like to say, Stacey needs 300 coins, can someone donate that to her?
[Hurt] And hobblings ned some money for there clan too...
[Hurt] Dontate that to them...
[Hurt] Oh and...
[Hurt] Yeah
[Hurt] Im guilty
[Hurt] What can i say
[Hurt] Bigfat... Also
[Hurt] Just say done when its yoru turn
[Hurt] I did that
[Hurt] Ok done
[Hurt] I mean done
[Hurt] err done
[Hurt] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Hurt
[Haengemie] Bigfat, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Bigfat] Well, I guess that solves that.
[Bigfat] Hurt...Also, we don't need money!
[Bigfat] witness: madcat
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bigfat
[Haengemie] Madcat, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Hurt, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Hurt] Why the hell he calling a witness!
[Hurt] Jackass
[Hurt] I said im guilty
[Hurt] What do you need to be witnessed!
[Hurt] Did you not hear
[Hurt] Is yor flab covering your easrs
[Hurt] Well i want you all in that little box to get back to waht you were doing
[Hurt] So
[Hurt] I dont think so baer
[Hurt] I can hear good
[Hurt] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Hurt
[Haengemie] Madcat, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 0
  Votes guilty: 7
  Votes frivolous: 1
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Hurt this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Hurt's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 360 min
  Total recommended fine: 5000c
  Total jurors: 8
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 45 min/625c

[Haengemie] Hurt, you are hereby sentenced to spend 45 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 625 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (625c) as additional jail-time of 80 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, Hurt, I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 9 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 19:48 on 43 Summer, 534