Puddleby Court Log: 48 Summer, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 09:32

In the matter of Papa v Baerwizz, accused of “being a punk!”

Before the jurors: Bigfat, Phineas, Wrath, Kisa, LonesomeDove, Mug, Goran, Skirwan, Cloud, Terenas, Slyph

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Papa] Baerwizz is clearly a punk!
[Papa] he looks like one
[Papa] he acts like one
[Papa] and he has tried to sodomize me on many occasions
[Papa] in which I had to slap his punk ass constantly
[Papa] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Papa
[Haengemie] Baerwizz, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Baerwizz] I am sorry for Papa's behaviour, i think he is possesed. I will not waste this juries time.
[Baerwizz] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Baerwizz
[Haengemie] Papa, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Papa] ...
[Papa] ok
[Papa] hehe
[Papa] Papa tried tyo get on
[Papa] Papa tried to get on
[Papa] I bet he is pissed
[Papa] Noids come in diffrent colors and flavors!!!
[Papa] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Papa
[Haengemie] Baerwizz, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Baerwizz] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Baerwizz
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 10
  Votes guilty: 0
  Votes frivolous: 1
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Baerwizz this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

  Court adjourned at 9:57 on 48 Summer, 534