Puddleby Court Log: 56 Summer, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 06:20

In the matter of Cat v Hulk, accused of “Defamation of character, and bk bombing”

Before the jurors: Titan, Meriin, Tails, Malkor, Babajaga, Rimbaud, Papa, Desmodus

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Cat] Thank you Citizens of Puddleby for hearing my case. I am sorry if I have inconvienced you in any way shape or form.
[Cat] ... shape or form
[Cat] Late last night I was hutning wendies with a party when Hulk came by, as he usually does, to hunt.
[Cat] The matter of hulk's bk came up and when asked I said that I had never bk bimbed hulk but that...
[Cat] I had given him bk before..
[Cat] Immediatly afterwards I recided the following
[Cat] 8/9/99 9:01:37a You just received bad karma from Hulk to repay you
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Cat] ...
[Cat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cat
[Haengemie] Hulk, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Hulk] Hello jury
[Hulk] 1 bk is not a matter for court
[Hulk] i know alot of ppl dont like me
[Hulk] but look at my karma thats getting bk bombed
[Hulk] im sorry if i cursed cat
[Hulk] but 1 curse will go away fast
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Hulk] 1 curse is not bk bombing
[Hulk] thanks
[Hulk] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Hulk
[Haengemie] Cat, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Cat] When asked why I recived bk Hulk's reply was, "cause you gave me bk" Since then I have recived 2 more...
[Cat] bk, while hulk was clanning
[Cat] Because of my gk given and gk I lost them by now
[Cat] And I just recived 1 more bk I am sure if from hulk
[Cat] I am sure all of you know of my reputation and know that I would not lie...
[Cat] Thank you for coming...
[Cat] And again I apologize for making you come here for this...
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Cat] Considering the person I did not feel that it could be settled out of court
[Cat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cat
[Haengemie] Hulk, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Hulk] i really think i have every right to give out 1 bk
[Hulk] please do not base this trial on how much you hate me etc this is about cat and me
[Hulk] i know many of you dont like me
[Hulk] and i did not give her any BK recently
[Hulk] i have given 1 bk to her
[Hulk] i thanked babajaga she can prove it
[Hulk] Thanks
[Hulk] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Hulk
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 1
  Votes guilty: 5
  Votes frivolous: 2
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Hulk this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Hulk's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 670 min
  Total recommended fine: 0c
  Total jurors: 8
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 83 min/0c

[Haengemie] Hulk, you are hereby sentenced to spend 83 minutes in the Puddleby jail.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 7:16 on 56 Summer, 534