Puddleby Court Log: 68 Summer, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 16:20

In the matter of Bigfat v Atomical, accused of “pissing me off.”

Before the jurors: Noah, Lilit, Cutlas, Lorian, Kit, LonesomeDove, Heccacia, Devil, Koric, Althea

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Bigfat] Bigfat bows to jury.
[Bigfat] Today, I am calling a serious case.
[Bigfat] Algernon, my freind, and fellow Hobbling.
[Bigfat] Today, was shoved into the clan quiter person.
[Bigfat] Why?
[Bigfat] Becuase Atmocial
[Bigfat] canno0t be in the halfling only caln
[Bigfat] The Hobblings
[Bigfat] ooc: i have here about 23 pam e-mails
[Bigfat] spam
[Bigfat] saying "Can I be a leader of your clan"
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Bigfat] and
[Bigfat] "Can I be a co-leader"
[Bigfat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bigfat
[Haengemie] Atomical, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Atomical] I didn't push algernon into the clan thing....I didn't even know he was pushed into the clan quite thing..I thought you had to say I DO
[Atomical] I thought you had to say I DO
[Atomical] what's email?
[Atomical] I can't understand the concept yet
[Atomical] I don't have the right to piss people off anymore,
[Atomical] Atomical turns in his CL membership card
[Atomical] I don't spam
[Atomical] I have no clue what this email thing is
[Atomical] but Spam is good in my lil tummy
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Atomical] :)
[Atomical] done - for now
[Haengemie] Thank you, Atomical
[Haengemie] Bigfat, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Bigfat] concept, let me see.....
[Bigfat] i gave him 100 coins to be one the first to join my clan
[Bigfat] i told you you could not be in my clan
[Bigfat] and, you asked other members if you could join
[Bigfat] that a good concept?
[Bigfat] you
[Bigfat] whining
[Bigfat] cus you couldn't be in a clan
[Bigfat] then quiting a disables person
[Bigfat] disabled
[Bigfat] ooc: you don't know what e-mail is? i think i your e-mail address right here, if you want it
[Bigfat] just incase you forgot or something
[Bigfat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bigfat
[Haengemie] Atomical, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Atomical] when did I say concept? You mock something I never said? That's kinda funny
[Atomical] and it wasn't your money that provided algernons membership
[Atomical] and for the last time...
[Atomical] gosh
[Atomical] how much does it take
[Atomical] I would've done it if I knew you could've don it
[Atomical] the big word there is IF
[Atomical] Atomical grins
[Atomical] Atomical shakes the jurys hands and waits upon the dileberations
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Atomical
[Atomical] Atomical throws Haengemie a peice o cheeze
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 3
  Votes guilty: 1
  Votes frivolous: 6
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Bigfat this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Bigfat's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 603 min
  Total recommended fine: 5000c
  Total jurors: 10
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 60 min/500c

[Haengemie] Bigfat, you are hereby sentenced to spend 60 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 500 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (488c) as additional jail-time of 63 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 17:22 on 68 Summer, 534