pcl_0534_266_19_10

Puddleby Court Log: 86 Summer, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 19:10

In the matter of Zukapus v Blur, accused of “larceny and lyin and swindlin”

Before the jurors: Lark, Cid, Zyzagon, Shadowfire, Lethe, Cutlas, Ashe, Mace Windu

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Zukapus] Yikes
[Zukapus] Ok
[Zukapus] Here's what happened
[Zukapus] That yellow bastard swindled me out of 1200 coins I owed Cat
[Zukapus] When I begged fer em, he said he would pay her
[Zukapus] Then he didn't
[Zukapus] witness Tonle
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Zukapus] witness: Tonle
[Haengemie] Thank you, Zukapus
[Haengemie] Tonle, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tonle. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Tonle, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Tonle] ok
[Tonle] ok
[Tonle] zuk
[Tonle] he mistakenly gave lotza mony for a club
[Tonle] an blur said that he'd give it back
[Tonle] when cat came back
[Tonle] wtih a maha corpse
[Tonle] an he never gave it back...
[Tonle] hmm
[Tonle] very mean of him
[Tonle] i say
[Tonle] very mean
[Tonle] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tonle
[Haengemie] Blur, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Blur] i plead guilty to Swindling a Darshak. i have given most of what i took from him to weak exiles
[Blur] at the time he Bid 1.2k on my Club he owed no one anymoney
[Blur] he is a darshak i consider this revenge for all the exiles who have had there money stolen by Darshak
[Blur] they Steal are money, Bear And now i Steal something back he Tries to sue me?
[Blur] Beer
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Blur] this sint justice
[Haengemie] Thank you, Blur
[Haengemie] Zukapus, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Zukapus] I'm no Darshak -- me Mom was a Darshak -- I'm not Undine worshippin scum
[Zukapus] Yea yeller bastrad
[Zukapus] I have what I need
[Zukapus] Zukapus holds up his bloody sample
[Zukapus] I just figger justice should be done
[Zukapus] Cat should get paid
[Zukapus] I have no coins tah pay her
[Zukapus] Cause that rat bastard swindlewd 'em
[Zukapus] witness: cat
[Haengemie] Thank you, Zukapus
[Haengemie] Cat, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cat. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Cat, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Cat] I can confirm all that Zukapus says
[Cat] We wre in the auction house and Zukapus was making an offer to me
[Cat] I was to go to the Savannah and get a Maha corpse
[Cat] and return to Zukapus so he could put maha in the Coli
[Cat] Has said "1200" by accadent and the blud was sold for it
[Cat] Blur promised to give the money back
[Cat] But he was leing and kept it for himself
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Cat] I know you will do what needs to be done
[Cat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cat
[Haengemie] Blur, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Blur] yes cat should get paid, Zukapus, you owe her 1.2k you should be on trial here not me.
[Blur] Cat was on her way to the savanah when this happend
[Blur] she just purged herself
[Blur] she wasnt around to see me promise to give it back
[Blur] Zukapus here is trying to set me up as the bad guy
[Blur] Zukapus is trying to use our laws against us
[Blur] he dosent even blong here
[Blur] im an honest Beer loveing, Darshak hateing Citizen of this fine town.
[Blur] and i say he Should have to pay what he promised her
[Blur] we know he has the money
[Blur] darshak are Greedy Poeple
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Blur] always trying to find another way to take use down
[Blur] Beer!
[Haengemie] Thank you, Blur
[Blur] done
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.


  Votes innocent: 0
  Votes guilty: 4
  Votes frivolous: 4
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Zukapus this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Zukapus's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.


  Total recommended jail time: 720 min
  Total recommended fine: 4000c
  Total jurors: 8
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 90 min/500c

[Haengemie] Zukapus, you are hereby sentenced to spend 90 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 500 coins.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 20:28 on 86 Summer, 534