pcl_0534_350_03_48

Puddleby Court Log: 80 Autumn, year 534 of The Ascendancy. 03:48

In the matter of Uldar v Atomical, accused of “being offensive to him.”

Before the jurors: Yamaha, Runner, Kalthax, Angel, Thoras, Bocephus

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Uldar] I'm doing my job. preventing Atomical from harrasing people is part of it.
[Uldar] I jailed him last week for harrasing and insulting people.
[Uldar] today, I receive that: "[Pray:Atomical] Uldar go suck your balls"
[Uldar] I could jail him again, but I'll leave the decision to you
[Uldar] done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Uldar
[Haengemie] Atomical, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Atomical] yeah
[Atomical] heh
[Atomical] Uldar locked me up for three OOC days for insulting someone,,,many GMs disagreed with his decision
[Atomical] He likes making little things big
[Atomical] I never prayed to that to him either
[Atomical] It's called FORGERY
[Atomical] witness: Saturnus
[Haengemie] Thank you, Atomical
[Haengemie] Saturnus, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Saturnus. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Saturnus, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Saturnus] Greetings, jury.
[Saturnus] Greetings, jury.
[Saturnus] I am here today to discuss the hitrosity which Uldar preformed on Atomical.
[Saturnus] I have seen a vision-stone of this, and I know Atomical did not edit it.
[Saturnus] Uldar should be sent to this jail, for his actions.
[Saturnus] Can you imagine 12 days in a jail cell?!?
[Saturnus] That is crazy!
[Saturnus] Thank you for your time.
[Saturnus] done
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Saturnus
[Haengemie] Uldar, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Uldar] Atomical was kept in jail because he did'nt want to relent, and was trying to BULY GMs
[Uldar] He even cursed Chum, who went there to discuss the thing with him
[Uldar] we always try to have at least 2 GMs on a case
[Uldar] he even tried to bully Joe!
[Uldar] So, he earned that
[Uldar] he probably recorded and sent was was seen as 'good' for his case
[Uldar] easy to do.
[Uldar] done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Uldar
[Haengemie] Atomical, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Atomical] Three days in the slammer and I would bully your mother
[Atomical] Three days in the slammer and I would bully your mother
[Atomical] just for the record
[Atomical] Chum took my side in all of this
[Atomical] It is unconstitunal for me to be put it jail when I'm only being myself
[Atomical] that is what roleplaying is called
[Atomical] Uldar is a very slow speaker, and wouldn't understand this
[Atomical] So I pray that someone might relay the message to his inferior brain
[Atomical] Witness: Cid
[Haengemie] Thank you, Atomical
[Haengemie] Cid, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cid. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Cid, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Cid] Okay, not every day you get a chance to say something to a "GM".
[Cid] So I'd just like to say ...
[Cid] BAH.
[Cid] You guys need to take a little time out and LISTEN to us.
[Cid] And the only listening you do is when we are doing something bad.
[Cid] I'm sick of this!
[Cid] If you just take a LITTLE time out ....
[Cid] Did a LITTLE tiles ....
[Cid] Put in a sprite or two ...
[Cid] Uldar should be doing these things NOW instead of wasting his time.
[Cid] Whta else could he be doing now? He could moving along the non existant storyline.
[Cid] But no, we need to live in a world of boredom because some GMs won't get off their lazy arse.
[Cid] I vote for a builder for a new god.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Cid] Now a word from our sponsor....
[Cid] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cid
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Atomical this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] On Spring 114 of 534, Atomical was found frivolous, having charged Eep

[Haengemie] Jury, please note: 2 prior convictions in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Atomical's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

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Total recommended jail time: 405 min
Total recommended fine: 8c
Total jurors: 6
Avg recommended jail/fine: 67 min/1c
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[Haengemie] Because of outstanding fines still owed from previous convictions...
[Haengemie] I'm going add 21 minutes to the sentence.
[Haengemie] Atomical, you are hereby sentenced to spend 88 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 1 coins.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
Court adjourned at 5:00 on 80 Autumn, 534