pcl_0535_003_11_14

Puddleby Court Log: 3 Winter, year 535 of The Ascendancy. 11:14

In the matter of Zeasir v Hulk, accused of “luring a tree giant from the gates to town”

Before the jurors: Koric, Eijo, Algernon, Callisto, Peter o' Norse, Gil-Galad, Excaliber, Relkin.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Zeasir] hello
[Zeasir] i have hated by all means to summon a trial
[Zeasir] the impacts i have seen can be severe
[Zeasir] and even my case is far out of date
[Zeasir] a common act
[Zeasir] when theres a tree giant in town
[Zeasir] some depressed exile chooses to reaks havoc
[Zeasir] and bam theres a TG in the town healing sqaure
[Zeasir] anyhow
[Zeasir] the matter is old
[Zeasir] but seriously
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Zeasir] he was rather vulger in the process
[Zeasir] i will conclude later
[Zeasir] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Zeasir
[Haengemie] Hulk, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Hulk] Wassup!
[Hulk] Wassup!
[Hulk] Hulk laughs
[Hulk] No one can contain the incredible hulk!!
[Hulk] heh
[Hulk] i was just havin some fun
[Hulk] cmon ... i never get to do that
[Hulk] besides the only person that died was Excaliber and me
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Hulk] gotta let a lil exile have some fun
[Hulk] No one can contain the incredible hulk!!
[Hulk] mwuhahah
[Hulk] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Hulk
[Haengemie] Zeasir, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Zeasir] okay
[Zeasir] that wasnt much of a speach
[Zeasir] anyhop
[Zeasir] anyhow
[Zeasir] for the cursing part of it
[Zeasir] he seemed to like F***
[Zeasir] and D***
[Zeasir] Dick that is
[Zeasir] he also threatended to karma bomb me if i didnt move so he could lure the TG out
[Zeasir] please excuse me but after the beginning of the trial i got a bad karma stating
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Zeasir] You just received bad karma from Hulk FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICKFUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICKFUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICKFUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICKFUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICK FUCKING DICKFUCKING DI
[Zeasir] for a great time
[Zeasir] witness:stacey\
[Zeasir] witness:stacey
[Haengemie] Thank you, Zeasir
[Haengemie] Hulk, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Hulk] Fake Fake Fake all fake
[Hulk] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Hulk
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Zeasir this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Zeasir's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Zeasir, you are hereby sentenced to spend 79 minutes in the Puddleby jail.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 12:31 on 3 Winter, 535