pcl_0535_065_03_56

Puddleby Court Log: 65 Winter, year 535 of The Ascendancy. 03:56

In the matter of Cat v Wolverine, accused of “Cursing in town, using fould language”

Before the jurors: Brient, Al Capone, Thirza, Koric, BonTemps, Tumo, Squritle, Eijo.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Cat] I am sorry to call you here but something had to be done
[Cat] Wolverine has been sitting in town for 4 hours pud time...
[Cat] saying the following and much more
[Cat] 9/24/99 4:23:54p Wolverine says, "fuck off Dorsk" 9/24/99 4:24:24p Wolverine ponders, "dick heads" 9/24/99 4:25:47p Wolverine says, "yes sir fucka sir" 9/24/99 4:29:11p Wolverine says, "/curse cat" 9/24/99 4:29:59p Wolverine says, "yea and Turismao is being a fuck off" 9/24/99 4:30:37p Wolverine says, "why heal me im a evil shithead" 9/24/99 4:32:48p Wolverine says, "he wants to suck my d..." 9/24/99 4:33:32p Wolverine says, "mmmm your name mean tits"
[Cat] 9/24/99 4:25:47p Wolverine says, "yes sir fucka sir" 9/24/99 4:29:11p Wolverine says, "/curse cat" 9/24/99 4:29:59p Wolverine says, "yea and Turismao is being a fuck off" 9/24/99 4:30:37p Wolverine says, "why heal me im a evil shithead" 9/24/99 4:32:48p Wolverine says, "he wants to suck my d..." 9/24/99 4:33:32p Wolverine says, "mmmm your name mean tits"
[Cat] shithead" 9/24/99 4:32:48p Wolverine says, "he wants to suck my d..." 9/24/99 4:33:32p Wolverine says, "mmmm your name mean tits"
[Cat] Wolverine says, "mmmm your name mean tits"
[Cat] Just as an example
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Cat] Witness: Kalian
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cat
[Haengemie] Kalian, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Kalian. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Kalian, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Kalian] Hello
[Kalian] I saw it all happen
[Kalian] he was swearing on and off
[Kalian] f this f that
[Kalian] u can tell he was doing this by his karma count
[Kalian] plz vote guilty
[Kalian] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Kalian
[Haengemie] Wolverine, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Wolverine] wassup everyone ohhh and hi Vizia!! ! ! !
[Wolverine] wassup everyone ohhh and hi Vizia!! ! ! !
[Wolverine] oops
[Wolverine] wassup everyone ohhh and hi Vizia!! ! ! !
[Wolverine] and no i wont take medication
[Wolverine] im just a pitifull little man
[Wolverine] havin some fun
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Wolverine
[Wolverine] done
[Wolverine] done
[Haengemie] Cat, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Cat] I am sure that most of you know that wolverine and Hulk are the same person...
[Cat] I feel that people (Children) shouldn't have to sit here and take this
[Cat] Not to mention his long list of bk giving
[Cat] If I didn't h clan 18 hours a day I would be well over 100 bk myself
[Cat] Well at anyrate give him a short rope to hang
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Cat] witness: Justice
[Haengemie] Thank you, Cat
[Haengemie] Justice, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Justice. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Justice, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Justice] i too saw it all happen.
[Justice] indeed i was going to sue him myself
[Justice] i put on this disguise to stop the reprisals
[Justice] lock him up for a long time
[Justice] and ban him from town
[Justice] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Justice
[Haengemie] Wolverine, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Wolverine] .
[Wolverine] oh my turn
[Wolverine] BS BS BS
[Wolverine] witness: SuuubIII
[Haengemie] Thank you, Wolverine
[Haengemie] Suu'ub III, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Suu'ub III. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Suu'ub III, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Suu'ub III] hi, uhh. i was trying to steal shoes and come onto jury
[Suu'ub III] and , uhhh. i left and my stolen shoes disappeared
[Suu'ub III] SO now I have dungy shoes
[Suu'ub III] and they are uhh ugly
[Suu'ub III] anyone wanna toss me a few coins?>
[Suu'ub III] =] I need whitey ones >=]
[Suu'ub III] aw come on
[Suu'ub III] 2c?
[Suu'ub III] geez :P
[Suu'ub III] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Suu'ub III
[Suu'ub III] pathetic
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Wolverine this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Wolverine's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Because of outstanding fines still owed from previous convictions...
[Haengemie] I'm going add 49 minutes to the sentence.
[Haengemie] Wolverine, you are hereby sentenced to spend 109 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 375 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (375c) as additional jail-time of 48 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, Wolverine, I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 10 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 5:20 on 65 Winter, 535