Puddleby Court Log: 65 Winter, year 535 of The Ascendancy. 08:58

In the matter of Kadlin v Wolverine, accused of “for swearing at me and a bunch of other ppl.

Before the jurors: Garr, Noah, Golden, Suu'ub III, Rutabaga, Slyph, Gareth, Commander Nate, Rimbaud.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Kadlin] Today, Wolverine swore at me and many others. I found this very disturbing and thought I should do something about it.
[Kadlin] He swears on and off
[Kadlin] frick this and frick that
[Kadlin] He was trying to touch me in places I dint want him to
[Kadlin] but yet he keeps doing it
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Kadlin] earlyer he was theling people to f--k off
[Kadlin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Kadlin
[Haengemie] Wolverine, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Wolverine] arg
[Wolverine] was afk sorry ya pplz
[Wolverine] heck i was just in jail
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Wolverine
[Haengemie] Kadlin, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Kadlin] All the bad karma he hase gotten was from swearing
[Kadlin] I have one witness who saw this.
[Kadlin] witness: Malkor
[Haengemie] Thank you, Kadlin
[Haengemie] Malkor, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Malkor. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Malkor, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Malkor] Malkor smiles playfully.
[Malkor] Malkor takes Kadlin's 50 coins and nods knowingly.
[Malkor] Yes, um. Wolverine , was it?
[Malkor] Well, he was harrassing me...
[Malkor] how?
[Malkor] erm, swearing
[Malkor] yeah.
[Malkor] I think so.
[Malkor] Malkor examines the coins.
[Malkor] WOOD!
[Malkor] Gah
[Malkor] He didn't doa thing
[Malkor] bloody fen'neko cheats!
[Malkor] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Malkor
[Haengemie] Wolverine, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Wolverine] uhm
[Wolverine] i really didnt do nuthin
[Wolverine] thats all
[Wolverine] hm
[Wolverine] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Wolverine
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

   Votes innocent: 1
   Votes guilty: 2
   Votes frivolous: 6
   Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Kadlin this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Kadlin's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

   Total recommended jail time: 242 min
   Total recommended fine: 2250c
   Total jurors: 9
   Avg recommended jail/fine: 26 min/250c

[Haengemie] Kadlin, you are hereby sentenced to spend 26 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 250 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (250c) as additional jail-time of 33 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 10:00 on 65 Winter, 535