Puddleby Court Log: 3 Summer, year 535 of The Ascendancy. 01:05

In the matter of Saturnus v Jenna, accused of “robbery

Before the jurors: Gilean, Ukimi, Gimli, Weezoh, Sor, Natas, Knack.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Saturnus] Hello.
[Saturnus] I am here to today to describe my hellish predicement.
[Saturnus] And to accuse Jenna of doing it
[Saturnus] i am sure all of you knew me
[Saturnus] and of all the items/money i had had...
[Saturnus] well, if you look in my sac and bank book now, you will see they are both empty!!!
[Saturnus] i know it is jenna for a few reasons
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Saturnus] wtiness: apocalypse
[Saturnus] witness: apocalypse
[Haengemie] Thank you, Saturnus
[Haengemie] Apocalypse, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Apocalypse. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Apocalypse, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Apocalypse] Apocalypse burps
[Apocalypse] Oh, anyways
[Apocalypse] G'day
[Apocalypse] Yes, I saw this women smarting off to Saturnus.. And
[Apocalypse] For some reason... This *so called women* knows Saturnus RL namer
[Apocalypse] For some reason... This *so called women* knows Saturnus RL name
[Apocalypse] and,
[Apocalypse] if u think sat is liing once again, he isn't
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Apocalypse] he has no items, or money, all stolen
[Apocalypse] (ask witkus)
[Apocalypse] g'day
[Haengemie] Thank you, Apocalypse
[Haengemie] Jenna, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Jenna] I am not a thief. I have never stolen anything in my life.
[Jenna] I don't know why he accused me...
[Jenna] I didn't steal anything from him.
[Jenna] I really don't know why I'm here.
[Jenna] Jenna sighs.
[Jenna] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Jenna
[Haengemie] Saturnus, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Saturnus] it was her!
[Saturnus] when she walked by me she said my RL name
[Saturnus] nobody knows my RL name...
[Saturnus] when i asked her who she was she simply laughed at ran away
[Saturnus] this is annoyinfg
[Saturnus] i beleive she hacked me...
[Saturnus] and after this is done, im going straight to a gm..
[Saturnus] thank you and sorry to waste your time
[Saturnus] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Saturnus
[Haengemie] Jenna, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Jenna] RL?? "Hacking"? Sigh, I have no idea what you two are talking about.
[Jenna] If he is wasting your time... then there was no point of him sueing me in the first place.
[Jenna] If you believe what he says... then vote Frivolous... because it WAS a waste of time.
[Jenna] Once again, I did not steal anything.
[Jenna] And I told him who I was...
[Jenna] I am Jenna...
[Jenna] what Else is there to say?
[Jenna] I'm a Fen'neko Healer!
[Jenna] Named Jenna?
[Jenna] Thats all
[Jenna] I dont know what he is talking about
[Jenna] This is all nonsense to me.
[Jenna] I didn't steal anything...
[Jenna] I only have 13 coins!!!
[Jenna] How could I have all his money/!
[Jenna] =(
[Jenna] Jenna sighs.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Jenna] Thank you for listening to me.
[Jenna] Done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Jenna
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

   Votes innocent: 5
   Votes guilty: 0
   Votes frivolous: 2
   Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Jenna this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

  Court adjourned at 1:54 on 3 Summer, 535