pcl_0535_183_02_32

Puddleby Court Log: 3 Summer, year 535 of The Ascendancy. 02:32

In the matter of Jenna v Suu'ub III, accused of “Sexual Harassment”

Before the jurors: Xantcha, Gimli, Ukimi, Sleipnir, Scheme, Atomical, Kodo, Michael Aridfox, Phyl.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Jenna] I have accused Suu'ub III of sexual harassment.
[Jenna] Recently, he has made sexual jestures and sounds at me.
[Jenna] He also has grabbed my butt.
[Jenna] This is a very serious matter.
[Jenna] He won't stop this until we teach him a lesson
[Jenna] thank you,
[Jenna] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Jenna
[Haengemie] Suu'ub III, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Suu'ub III] I won't stop? This is the first time I did it :D
[Suu'ub III] And I wouldn't necessarily call it "grabbing"
[Suu'ub III] More like lightly placing my paw upon your rear
[Suu'ub III] Sexual harassment at it's finest
[Suu'ub III] please, you can't take this seriously
[Suu'ub III] You hear the recent trial?
[Suu'ub III] Jenna is CID!
[Suu'ub III] she even admitted to it
[Suu'ub III] And cid is the king of harassment
[Suu'ub III] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Suu'ub III
[Haengemie] Jenna, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Jenna] He admits to commiting a crime.
[Jenna] I am not Cid.
[Jenna] Jenna sighs.
[Jenna] thank you once again,
[Jenna] witness: gandor
[Haengemie] Thank you, Jenna
[Haengemie] Gandor Durin, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Gandor Durin. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Gandor Durin, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Gandor Durin] Ok its like this:
[Gandor Durin] 10/23/99 3:20:19p (Suu'ub III spanks Jenna's ass)
[Gandor Durin] and he also asked her if she had a penis OOC (just stating the facts!)
[Gandor Durin] He claims that she is Cid...I'm not sure though
[Gandor Durin] whatever, this is a funky case anyways
[Gandor Durin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Gandor Durin
[Haengemie] Suu'ub III, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Suu'ub III] Oh yeah, that's the word I used "spank." Teheeh silly me.
[Suu'ub III] well, yeah
[Suu'ub III] She wasn't as good as that time I raped Wrath
[Suu'ub III] Now that was some good gay fens ex
[Suu'ub III] fen sex, mmmm
[Suu'ub III] Well.
[Suu'ub III] I gave all my money to gandor :D
[Suu'ub III] Tehehe
[Suu'ub III] Are there any baddies in jail?
[Suu'ub III] I sure hope not :D
[Suu'ub III] I would to state thatI'm in love with braindead
[Suu'ub III] I would to state thatI'm in love with braindead
[Suu'ub III] Atom's kinda cute, too
[Suu'ub III] I still got time left, geez.
[Suu'ub III] Uhm,, selling bramble berries for 150c :D
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Suu'ub III] Aw, poo
[Suu'ub III] Innocent!
[Suu'ub III] :D
[Suu'ub III] I raped her good!
[Suu'ub III] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Suu'ub III
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Suu'ub III this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] On Summer 220 of 534, Suu'ub III was found guilty, being charged with bein a jerk in TGBG.
[Haengemie] On Summer 256 of 534, Suu'ub III was found guilty, being charged with trying to kill healers and bragging about it.
[Haengemie] Due to the 3 priors in the past year,
[Haengemie] the maximum sentence is raised to 180 minutes in jail or a fine of 1500c,
[Haengemie] or, possibly, a combination of jail and fine, depending on the jury's recommendations.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Suu'ub III's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Because of outstanding fines still owed from previous convictions...
[Haengemie] I'm going add 41 minutes to the sentence.
[Haengemie] Suu'ub III, you are hereby sentenced to spend 91 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 750 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (750c) as additional jail-time of 95 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, Suu'ub III, I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 15 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 3:28 on 3 Summer, 535