pcl_0535_216_01_13

Puddleby Court Log: 36 Summer, year 535 of The Ascendancy. 01:13

In the matter of Atomical v Luce, accused of “harrassemnt via assholeishness”

Before the jurors: Prue, Dorfl, Omega, Bvael'frr, Severian, BonTemps, Devil, Entil'Zha, Muad'Dib, Caramon, Shiner, Doc.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Atomical] Luce has been harrassing me
[Atomical] Along with her sister Prue
[Atomical] they curse me whenever Prue says "fire"
[Atomical] I don't really care if I'm found guilty
[Atomical] As long as I get the chance to say this:
[Atomical] anyone who is friends with Prue, is very rude
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Atomical] They follow me around and bug me with stupid questions
[Haengemie] Thank you, Atomical
[Atomical] witness: Telan
[Haengemie] Luce, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Luce] I believe Atomical has brought this case against me to demonstrate his IMPORTANT evil powers.
[Luce] We should be grateful to see such IMPORTANT evil at work.
[Luce] Only by knowing IMPORTANT evil will we mere exiles have a chance in our war.
[Luce] As the IMPORTANCE of an evil person can be measured by their time in jail...
[Luce] I think you should be generous and reward him with all the time in your powers.
[Luce] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Luce
[Haengemie] Atomical, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Atomical] evil always has consequences....just because you roleplay evil doesn't mean you don't have to suffer the "big" word consequences
[Atomical] the "big" word consequences
[Atomical] Maybe that's hard for Luce and Prue to understand
[Atomical] Since they live their life under a safe karma haven
[Atomical] check my karma every few minutes
[Atomical] I'm not just whining
[Atomical] I seriously have had this problem for years
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Atomical] they have always been rude to me and disrespected me
[Atomical] 4 bks in a row
[Haengemie] Thank you, Atomical
[Haengemie] Luce, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Luce] May I just say that I found that display of logic truly inspiring?
[Luce] I do not believe he is whining. An IMPORTANT evil person would not whine.
[Luce] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Luce
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Atomical this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] On Spring 114 of 534, Atomical was found frivolous, having charged Eep

[Haengemie] Jury, please note: 2 prior convictions in the past year.
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Atomical's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

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Total recommended jail time: 1440 min
Total recommended fine: 2200c
Total jurors: 12
Avg recommended jail/fine: 120 min/183c
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[Haengemie] Because of outstanding fines still owed from previous convictions...
[Haengemie] I'm going add 21 minutes to the sentence.
[Haengemie] Atomical, you are hereby sentenced to spend 141 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 183 coins.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.
Court adjourned at 2:04 on 36 Summer, 535