Puddleby Court Log: 36 Summer, year 535 of The Ascendancy. 03:10

In the matter of Adam v Prue, accused of “being cruel and rude

Before the jurors: Usagi, Devil, Iho, Bones, Sala Dragon, Dorfl, Shiner, Secrid, Afton, Ippon, Deadmeat, Telan.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Adam] Prue harrasses me all the time
[Adam] It was when Atomical came forward that I first decided to do this
[Adam] What Atomical got wasn't fair
[Adam] for Prue has been nasty to many who just want to hunt and make friends
[Adam] It's a simple concept
[Adam] so I take offense when it is raped
[Adam] Thank you, Judge
[Adam] Done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Adam
[Haengemie] Prue, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Prue] I am merely following the lessons of my trainer, Adam/Atomical.
[Prue] he is a good teacher....
[Prue] and I am starting to learn....
[Prue] but he demands more effort
[Prue] I don't know if I'll ever keep him on his toes, but I am trying
[Prue] perhaps if he stayed put more
[Prue] like in the jail
[Prue] I could learn faster
[Prue] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Prue
[Haengemie] Adam, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Adam] I think some conselius is in order for her
[Adam] also for her sister, Luce
[Adam] who obviously is under the impression that drugs make you feel better
[Adam] for her green colored hair isn't a sign of maturity
[Adam] I just want to live in the lands in peace
[Adam] However, bad dreams sometimes don't go away
[Adam] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Adam
[Haengemie] Prue, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Prue] please help me to learn
[Prue] let's turn the jail into the Atomical Academy of Important Evil
[Prue] then we can all go there and learn the ways of very important evil...
[Prue] from the master Atomical
[Prue] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Prue
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

   Votes innocent: 2
   Votes guilty: 2
   Votes frivolous: 7
   Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Adam this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Adam's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

   Total recommended jail time: 1660 min
   Total recommended fine: 1240c
   Total jurors: 11
   Avg recommended jail/fine: 150 min/112c

[Haengemie] Because of outstanding fines still owed from previous convictions...
[Haengemie] I'm going add 61 minutes to the sentence.
[Haengemie] Adam, you are hereby sentenced to spend 211 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 112 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (112c) as additional jail-time of 16 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, Adam, I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 6 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 4:16 on 36 Summer, 535