pcl_0535_257_14_53

Puddleby Court Log: 77 Summer, year 535 of The Ascendancy. 14:53

In the matter of Tarf v Ther' Anger, accused of “luring algernon to the ocean.”

Before the jurors: Terenas, Draniam, Hunter I, Phineas, Suu'ub III, Warplet, Caramon.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Tarf] As we all know, Algernon is a friend of Puddleby. He heals everyone, and is a wonderful addition to our town.
[Tarf] But, he does not do so well in a row boat.
[Tarf] We also know that he is "special" and easily influenced.
[Tarf] I witnessed TherAnger luring him to a boat where he could not return to town
[Tarf] This is wrong.
[Tarf] TherAnger must be punished.
[Tarf] What's more, this is not the first time.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Tarf] a week ago, i worked for 3 hours uring algernon back to puddleby
[Tarf] witbness mac
[Tarf] witness mac
[Tarf] witness: mac
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tarf
[Haengemie] Mac, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mac. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Mac, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Mac] I saw Ther leading Algernon to the boats
[Mac] I know Algernon been in the ocean lost and fallen
[Mac] Ther tried to do this
[Mac] I just walk Algernon back to town
[Mac] Ther tried to hurt him
[Mac] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mac
[Haengemie] Ther' Anger, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Ther' Anger] Algernon and I have been friends for long time. We were going to the beach to play in the sand!
[Ther' Anger] We had no intention of going to theb oat sellers
[Ther' Anger] We had no intention of going to the boat sellers
[Ther' Anger] these gusy weren't even there
[Ther' Anger] these gus weren't even there
[Ther' Anger] these guys weren't even there
[Ther' Anger] they just want to see me jailed =\
[Ther' Anger] they're meanies!
[Ther' Anger] witness: devil
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ther' Anger
[Haengemie] Devil, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Devil. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinant facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Devil, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Devil] Ther'Anger and Algernon were simply playing in the sand
[Devil] Ther'Anger and Algernon were simply playing in the sand
[Devil] there was no harm done, and Algernon gets so bored of being in town all the time
[Devil] Ther'Anger thought the beach would be a nice change
[Devil] I think Algernon enjoyed himself too
[Devil] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Devil
[Haengemie] Tarf, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Tarf] First of all, anyone named Devil is not a very good witness to call. secondly, look at TherAnger's karma to see who tells the truth.
[Tarf] who is telling the truth
[Tarf] How many times has the members of this jury been raised by Algy when no other healer could raise you?
[Tarf] How many times have you seen TherAnger play in the sand?
[Tarf] There is nothing to hunt there.
[Tarf] TherAnger is a rank whore as we all know
[Tarf] his intentions were not altruistic as he would have you believe
[Tarf] He is evil, has done evil, and deserves punishment.
[Tarf] in the name of Algy, I ask for a conviction.
[Tarf] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tarf
[Haengemie] Ther' Anger, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Ther' Anger] I am sure all of you are friends of Algernon, had he fallen you would have known about it. And obviously he hasn't.
[Ther' Anger] I have done nothing wrogn here except trying to entertain a fantastice healer
[Ther' Anger] I have done nothing wrogn here except trying to entertain a fantastic healer
[Ther' Anger] Algernon, is in fact, in town right now
[Ther' Anger] safe, with the rest of his friends
[Ther' Anger] now I hope we can be there shortly there
[Ther' Anger] All of us
[Ther' Anger] we can have a splendid time!
[Ther' Anger] yay!
[Ther' Anger] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ther' Anger
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Ther' Anger this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.