pcl_0535_270_16_05

Puddleby Court Log: 90 Summer, year 535 of The Ascendancy. 16:05

In the matter of Tarfette v Iho, accused of “being the biggest wuss in the lands

Before the jurors: Kodo, Prue, Zippy, Perkusi, Devil, Caulitan, Afton, Crunch, Zyloth, Chimba.

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Tarfette] Iho is the biggest wuss in all the lands. I mean just look at him!
[Tarfette] He had the idocy to sue me for hitting him with my club
[Tarfette] He had the idiocy to sue me for hitting him with my club
[Tarfette] im 12 years old for cryin out loud!
[Tarfette] he could have hit me back if it hurt that bad
[Tarfette] but noooooo
[Tarfette] he had to be a wuss
[Tarfette] a big fat ugly one at that
[Tarfette] he should be in jail for being so weak
[Tarfette] Back on ashe, the darshak woulda killed him for less!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Tarfette] witness: Tarfette
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tarfette
[Haengemie] Tarfette, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Iho, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Iho] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Iho
[Haengemie] Tarfette, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Tarfette, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Tarfette] See? hes too wussy to even defend himself!
[Tarfette] I say hang him for being a wuss
[Tarfette] I mean a REAL man woulda hit me back
[Tarfette] or at least woulda defended himself in court
[Tarfette] against such a harsh accusation
[Tarfette] but NOOOOOO
[Tarfette] His wussiness comes forth
[Tarfette] in his unwillingness to speak
[Tarfette] Whatsa matta Iho cat got yer tongue?
[Tarfette] what a wuss.
[Tarfette] Send him to jail!
[Tarfette] The darshak would expect no less of you!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Tarfette] witness: Tarfette
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tarfette
[Haengemie] Tarfette, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Iho, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Iho] Iho sigh and shakes his head.
[Iho] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Iho
[Haengemie] Tarfette, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.


   Votes innocent: 0
   Votes guilty: 1
   Votes frivolous: 9
   Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Tarfette this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Tarfette's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.


   Total recommended jail time: 1800 min
   Total recommended fine: 3000c
   Total jurors: 10
   Avg recommended jail/fine: 180 min/300c

[Haengemie] Because of outstanding fines still owed from previous convictions...
[Haengemie] I'm going add 11 minutes to the sentence.
[Haengemie] Tarfette, you are hereby sentenced to spend 191 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 300 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (300c) as additional jail-time of 39 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, Tarfette, I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 6 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 17:13 on 90 Summer, 535