pcl_0536_061_01_51

Puddleby Court Log: 61 Winter, year 536 of The Ascendancy. 01:51

In the matter of Saturnus v Thagor, accused of “"«You notice a horny Thagor licking your balls”

Before the jurors: Soulmaster, Usagi, Ippon, Phelps, Zorton, ToriAnn, Suu'ub III, Maenygh, Yor

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Saturnus] g'day all
[Bellafae] This is the jury that will decide the fate of the city?!
[Saturnus] Just 30 secs ago
[Saturnus] I received a disturbing message from soulmaster telling me what thagor did
[Saturnus] i know soulmaster doesn't have the guts to sue, so i did =D
[Saturnus] And, hes on the jury, so, no witnesses my be called
[Saturnus] Thagor's being perverted in town
[Saturnus] and must be punished
[Saturnus] for the 10th time today.
[Saturnus] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Saturnus
[Haengemie] Thagor, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Thagor] Ok, this is a lie and a waste of time, I won't bother wasting your time any more than Saturnus already did. Nice entering pose, Tori. :)
[Thagor] Even if this was true, being perverted is not a crime!
[Thagor] Fuzz is allowed to live in Puddleby and he is the biggest pervert!
[Thagor] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Thagor
[Haengemie] Saturnus, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Saturnus] This is a crime, we have a cat licking Dwarf Balls!
[Saturnus] If it was a female, we wouldn't mind
[Saturnus] But, this is a cat licking dwarf baalls in the middle of town!
[Saturnus] Good God man!
[Saturnus] Just tell me what all the kids must think in this game
[Saturnus] "What are balls"?
[Saturnus] "How u suck them"?
[Saturnus] Man, we aren't here to be parents
[Saturnus] THis is just sick
[Saturnus] good god
[Saturnus] dwarf balls..
[Saturnus] Saturnus shivers.
[Saturnus] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Saturnus
[Haengemie] Thagor, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Thagor] Ok, this is a lie and a waste of time, I won't bother wasting your time any more than Saturnus already did. Nice entering pose, Tori. :)
[Thagor] Woops
[Thagor] This is a total lie.
[Thagor] He does not even have proof.
[Thagor] Anyone could lie about this.
[Thagor] And if it would be so horrible and malacious, he should go to compla.
[Thagor] Thank you.
[Thagor] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Thagor
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.


  Votes innocent: 2
  Votes guilty: 4
  Votes frivolous: 3
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Thagor this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

  Court adjourned at 2:21 on 61 Winter, 536