Puddleby Court Log: 77 Winter, year 536 of The Ascendancy. 06:10

In the matter of John the Clown v Thagor, accused of “threatening to sue me”

Before the jurors: Beldaran, Bocephus, Noivad, Alces, Enlil, Shoggoth

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[John the Clown] 12/24/99 3:18:29p Thagor says, "Someone should sue John."
[John the Clown] That about wraps up the case.
[John the Clown] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, John the Clown
[Haengemie] Thagor, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[Thagor] This is a waste of time.
[Thagor] Anyone could make up a lie about that.
[Thagor] And there is more than 1 John in Puddleby...
[Thagor] Sorry for him wasting time, thank you.
[Thagor] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Thagor
[Haengemie] John the Clown, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[John the Clown] Yes, this is a waste of time. Thagor should be pronounced guilty immediatly
[John the Clown] And if you'll all notice, I am the only John that has been in town for over an hour
[John the Clown] There simply is no other John he could have been refering to.
[John the Clown] People just can't wander around threatening others
[John the Clown] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, John the Clown
[Haengemie] Thagor, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Thagor] Sure you have... Either way, actions hurt more than words, if I do not do an action, why should I be punished for words?
[Thagor] This is the dumbest case, ever...
[Thagor] And deval, no you will not be a witness. :)
[Thagor] Thanks everyone.
[Thagor] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Thagor
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 6
  Votes guilty: 0
  Votes frivolous: 0
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Thagor this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

  Court adjourned at 6:37 on 77 Winter, 536