pcl_0536_165_08_32

Puddleby Court Log: 75 Spring, year 536 of The Ascendancy. 08:32

In the matter of Tara v DarqMax, accused of “Greivous bodily harm with a rock candy”

Before the jurors: Ciric

With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.
To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Tara] Tara struggels to stay concious
[Tara] I Was in the center of town
[Tara] minding my own buisness
[Tara] Tara feels woosy
[Tara] when darqmax
[Tara] Tara points
[Tara] hit me on the head for no reason !!!
[Tara] Tara shows the gaping headwound inflicted by darqmax's grievous attack with the rock candy
[Tara] i was stunned!!!
[Tara] i mena why !!!!
[Tara] and not only the once
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Tara] he has gone mad !!!
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tara
[Haengemie] DarqMax, you have 90 seconds to speak.
[DarqMax] Well I uh.. kinda hit Tara on the head with the wrong candy
[DarqMax] But I didn't mean to hurt her!
[DarqMax] I love Tara!
[DarqMax] Don't we all?
[DarqMax] So I tried to get it healed to no avail
[DarqMax] and uh kinda when crazy with guilt
[DarqMax] Started conking random peoplz
[DarqMax] well.. anyhow
[DarqMax] witness Turyalyon
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[DarqMax] witness Turalyon
[DarqMax] Oh bah
[DarqMax] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, DarqMax
[Haengemie] Tara, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Tara] Tara drys her tears of pain
[Tara] i not ask he gets jail or fined
[Tara] i only ask that this hanous crime be stopped
[Tara] his gone mad hitting every one in sight !!!
[Tara] ill be scaredfor life!!!
[Tara] no chance of a rank whore center fold now!!!
[Tara] Tara sobs
[Tara] and once again
[Tara] Tara shows the gaping headwound inflicted by darqmax's grievous attack with the rock candy
[Tara] he weally hurt me ;(
[Tara] Tara dabs at the tears
[Tara] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tara
[Haengemie] DarqMax, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[DarqMax] Gah, she's a master of guilt trips.. can ya blame me for going crazy when I couldn't help?
[DarqMax] Witness: turalyon
[Haengemie] Thank you, DarqMax
[Haengemie] Turalyon, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Turalyon. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Turalyon, you have 120 seconds to speak.
[Turalyon] DarqMax didnt mean to hurt Tara!
[Turalyon] he's just an overall crazy guy!
[Turalyon] he conked me too
[Turalyon] luckily zo's have big skulz
[Turalyon] but
[Turalyon] i think suing him for that is lame
[Turalyon] i'd say frivolous and no fine but somewhile in jail
[Turalyon] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Turalyon
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] DarqMax this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take DarqMax's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] DarqMax, you are hereby sentenced to spend 31 minutes in the Puddleby jail.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 9:21 on 75 Spring, 536