pcl_0537_010_20_06

Puddleby Court Log: 10 Winter, year 537 of The Ascendancy. 20:06

In the matter of Zaroff v Gandor Durin, accused of “causeing a dent in my helmet”

Before the jurors: Xel

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Zaroff] ooo fuck soulmaster is on the jury FUCK FUCK FUCK
[Zaroff] ok
[Zaroff] He bonked me with a greymyr rock candy!
[Zaroff] for no real reson
[Zaroff] and when I asked him if he would replace it
[Zaroff] he said buzz off!
[Zaroff] so I am sueing for dmages
[Zaroff] wiitch is 200c for a replacement helmet
[Zaroff] Zaroff shows the dent in his helmet
[Zaroff] I am lucky it was there
[Zaroff] or else I might have been dead
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Zaroff] I implor you to fine him 200c
[Zaroff] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Zaroff
[Haengemie] Gandor Durin, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelivant.
[Gandor Durin] well, he dserved it... im sure everyone can agree... he is almost as annoying as atomical...
[Gandor Durin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Gandor Durin
[Haengemie] Zaroff, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelivant.
[Zaroff] That gives you no right to hit me over the head with a candy.
[Zaroff] and you know it
[Zaroff] I might have been knocked unconsience
[Zaroff] or even worse!
[Zaroff] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Zaroff
[Haengemie] Gandor Durin, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelivant.
[Gandor Durin] i could be in town now...
[Gandor Durin] but nooooo, stupid zaroff had to waste my time..
[Gandor Durin] i say you go for frivolous to teach him a lesson...
[Gandor Durin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Gandor Durin
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Zaroff this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Zaroff's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Because of outstanding fines still owed from previous convictions...
[Haengemie] I'm going add 108 minutes to the sentence.
[Haengemie] Zaroff, you are hereby sentenced to spend 144 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 188 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (187c) as additional jail-time of 25 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, Zaroff, I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 9 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 20:42 on 10 Winter, 537