pcl_0537_017_06_08

Puddleby Court Log: 17 Winter, year 537 of The Ascendancy. 06:08

In the matter of Rent-A-Hippie v Klur, accused of “trying to get me more death with rocks”

Before the jurors: Flex

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Rent-A-Hippie] klur would not heal me while I was dead in gmv and trying to get gm to throw rock on me
[Rent-A-Hippie] he even try to get tarf dead that was trying to heal me
[Rent-A-Hippie] that was like 20 gm there and they being lead me me
[Rent-A-Hippie] Itarf took 4 trying in getting up up
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Rent-A-Hippie] klur was leading more and more gm to me and not even trying to lheal me
[Rent-A-Hippie] tarf
[Rent-A-Hippie] witness tarf
[Haengemie] Thank you, Rent-A-Hippie
[Haengemie] Klur, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelivant.
[Klur] through out that lands.
[Klur] Our analysis indicates that certain species are being
[Klur] to take up a cause for these species.
[Klur] So effective immediately Pogue Mahone is
[Klur] enacting the following declarations.
[Klur] We will be publishing a list of limit animals soon.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Klur] Pogue Mahone have a zero tolerance for violations of the animal endangered species list.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Klur] Any hunters caught in areas were these animals breed with weapons will be considered poachers and dealt with in the following manner.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Klur
[Haengemie] Rent-A-Hippie, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelivant.
[Rent-A-Hippie] witness: tarf
[Haengemie] Thank you, Rent-A-Hippie
[Haengemie] Tarf, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tarf. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Tarf, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelivant.
[Tarf] I dont care what they say killing exiles is a crime.
[Tarf] Rent fell in GMV
[Tarf] I tried to raise her
[Tarf] Pm tried to make more rocks hit her
[Tarf] and Klur here tried to get me killed
[Tarf] i was healing rent
[Tarf] nothing more
[Tarf] to quote a PM member
[Tarf] 3/6/00 10:57:48p Cutlas says, "all out war on Gurgi sorry if anyone gets hurt"
[Tarf] to say this is about endangered species is a bunch of myrm dung
[Tarf] its a testosterone contest
[Tarf] and innocent exiles are getting hurt
[Tarf] it must be stopped here and NOW
[Tarf] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tarf
[Haengemie] Klur, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelivant.
[Klur] Any hunters caught in areas were these animals breed with weapons will be considered poachers and dealt with in the following manner.
[Klur] leave them so that they can not be recovered.
[Klur] B) If it is determined the poachers can not be killed game wardens will
[Klur] poachers can get get to them and brutally torchier the animals.
[Klur] this is the only thing that can be done to stop such grusem brutality to the
[Klur] for hunting all animals because we know how to do so humainly and with out
[Klur] unnessary exile deaths.
[Klur] Happy Hunting.
[Klur] Official Wild Life Game Wardens
[Klur] Done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Klur
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.


  Votes innocent: 2
  Votes guilty: 4
  Votes frivolous: 0
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Klur this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Klur's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.


  Total recommended jail time: 240 min
  Total recommended fine: 1240c
  Total jurors: 6
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 40 min/206c

[Haengemie] Klur, you are hereby sentenced to spend 40 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 206 coins.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 6:57 on 17 Winter, 537