pcl_0537_114_15_55

Puddleby Court Log: 24 Spring, year 537 of The Ascendancy. 15:55

In the matter of Elvin v Papa, accused of “not healing me when he was fallen”

Before the jurors: Haffron, Caramon, Xantcha, Sephorus, Bones, Slyph, Gareth

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Elvin] hrm
[Elvin] erm
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Elvin] So there I was...
[Elvin] With Gaia
[Elvin] and Chum
[Elvin] Then I fell...
[Elvin] so did Papa
[Haengemie] Thank you, Elvin
[Elvin] he just wouldn't heal me though!
[Haengemie] Papa, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelivant.
[Papa] You find a new char to do yer bidding
[Papa] and you waste his reputation on this garbage
[Papa] I was out rescuing people while being summoned here =D
[Papa] btw
[Papa] InfiniteJester is still fallen to a skeltal
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Papa] all this work piling up on me desk
[Papa] Papa rolls his eyes
[Papa] Papa makes a throat slash gesture
[Haengemie] Thank you, Papa
[Haengemie] Elvin, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelivant.
[Elvin] well....
[Elvin] Bones are you ok!
[Elvin] hrmm
[Elvin] must be the bct
[Elvin] (bored clanner twitches)
[Elvin] :)
[Elvin] anyways
[Elvin] as I was saying
[Elvin] there I was
[Elvin] fallen
[Elvin] dead
[Elvin] kaput
[Elvin] and Papa wouldn't get up!
[Elvin] I screamed in his ear about five times...
[Elvin] Elvin makes some kind of funny noise which annoys half the people on the island
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Elvin] Witness Malkor
[Elvin] Witness: Malkor
[Haengemie] Thank you, Elvin
[Haengemie] Papa, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelivant.
[Papa] Man, I must be getting old.
[Papa] Ive healed, Ciric, Trillium, Arod, FamouShoes *w*, and Robingreyhawk tonite.
[Papa] But no Elvin did I see
[Papa] Papa rubs his cataract plagued peepers
[Papa] don
[Papa] down
[Papa] doen
[Papa] dne
[Papa] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Papa
[Papa] =D
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Elvin this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Elvin's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Elvin, you are hereby sentenced to spend 222 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 17 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (12c) as additional jail-time of 3 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, Elvin, I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 4 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 16:49 on 24 Spring, 537