Puddleby Court Log: 25 Summer, year 537 of The Ascendancy. 02:03

In the matter of Lucifer v Malkor, accused of “Harresment and Thanking me”

Before the jurors: Chimba, Sylune, Darnok, Gimli, Hex, Kard, Crippler

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Lucifer] this Malkor here
[Lucifer] in town he tried to seduce me
[Lucifer] he tried lureing me into the tor inn
[Lucifer] he is a very scary man
[Lucifer] and then he sent me this
[Lucifer] 4/21/00 10:01:34p You just received good karma from Malkor I looooooooove you.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Lucifer] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Lucifer
[Haengemie] Malkor, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Malkor] Malkor shifts uneasily.
[Malkor] Well, seeing as he's presented no case…
[Malkor] Or even said a word…
[Malkor] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Malkor
[Haengemie] Lucifer, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Lucifer] this man here is trying to squirm his way out ofa crime
[Lucifer] and i will not stand for it
[Lucifer] oh and all you nice people who thanked me i now owe frozenshade 68bk
[Lucifer] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Lucifer
[Haengemie] Malkor, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Malkor] I guess he thinks my reputation alone will be enough to convict me…
[Malkor] Harassment?
[Malkor] I can't imagine his basis for that…
[Malkor] …and sending karma is certainly not a crime.
[Malkor] Please set an example.
[Malkor] Frivolous trials of this nature should not go unpunished.
[Malkor] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Malkor
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 0
  Votes guilty: 0
  Votes frivolous: 7
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Lucifer this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Lucifer's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 120 min
  Total recommended fine: 11240c
  Total jurors: 7
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 17 min/1605c

[Haengemie] Lucifer, you are hereby sentenced to spend 17 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 1605 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (1602c) as additional jail-time of 202 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, Lucifer, I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 2 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 2:44 on 25 Summer, 537