pcl_0537_322_18_36

Puddleby Court Log: 52 Autumn, year 537 of The Ascendancy. 18:36

In the matter of Fuzz v Suu'ub III, accused of “Trying to rape this poor kitten”

Before the jurors: Lugh, Firebird, Prue, Sylune, Achates, Reye, Raldin, Sofor, Vagile, Lilim

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Fuzz] I head of him chaseing shadowpuss.....
[Fuzz] and just now
[Fuzz] Fuzz crys
[Fuzz] Fuzz cries
[Fuzz] he chased me all over the town hall!
[Fuzz] he traped me several times!
[Fuzz] witness: Terenas
[Haengemie] Thank you, Fuzz
[Haengemie] Terenas, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Terenas. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Terenas, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Terenas] ooooh it was so terrible! The site! It was awfull!!!!
[Terenas] He chased him all over the town!
[Terenas] Fuzz kept yelling no!!!
[Terenas] But Suu'ub....
[Terenas] wouldn't stop!!!
[Terenas] Then when he caught him!
[Terenas] Terenas stumbles
[Terenas] It was terrible1
[Terenas] poor fuzz
[Terenas] I hope he can recover from this very traumatic scene
[Terenas] And I thought wrath got it bad
[Terenas] I was very unforuntate to see this
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Terenas] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Terenas
[Haengemie] Suu'ub III, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Suu'ub III] Wrath was good, but… nm, ANYWAYS
[Suu'ub III] So there I was, walking around town.…
[Suu'ub III] When I see Fuzz.
[Suu'ub III] Now, I haven't seen Fuzz in a while
[Suu'ub III] And, DAMN. Did he look fine ;D
[Suu'ub III] So,
[Suu'ub III] I chased him everywhere
[Suu'ub III] Until he finally gave up and took the mount. INNOCENT ;D
[Suu'ub III] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Suu'ub III
[Haengemie] Fuzz, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Fuzz] Fuzz cryies
[Fuzz] he wouldnt stop
[Fuzz] i told him to but he wouldnt listen!
[Fuzz] Fuzz faints
[Fuzz] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Fuzz
[Haengemie] Suu'ub III, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Suu'ub III] Can I be blamed for wanting that fen? HE SO FINE
[Suu'ub III] Look at him
[Suu'ub III] So, fuzzy
[Suu'ub III] And that rusty red shirt
[Suu'ub III] And those tight dark green pantd
[Suu'ub III] And those tight dark green pants
[Suu'ub III] I couldn't resist. How can I be guilty?>
[Suu'ub III] Look at him and tell me you wouldn't have done the same
[Suu'ub III] Suu'ub III attempts to hop the fence
[Suu'ub III] Do it again if I had the chance ;D
[Suu'ub III] And I will >:
[Suu'ub III] >:] Muha
[Suu'ub III] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Suu'ub III
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Fuzz this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Fuzz's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Fuzz, you are hereby sentenced to spend 36 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 1044 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (1044c) as additional jail-time of 132 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 19:24 on 52 Autumn, 537