pcl_0537_331_09_11

Puddleby Court Log: 61 Autumn, year 537 of The Ascendancy. 09:11

In the matter of Lucifer v Narse, accused of “exessive hugging”

Before the jurors: Naferu, Aeris, Natas, Cloud, Wisher, Garr, Relkin, Koraleva, Ishamael, Xepel

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Lucifer] greetings fellow exiles
[Lucifer] If any of you were on the OC rescue im sorry, if any of you were fallen ina bad place your welcome
[Lucifer] This Thoom here, just now hugeed me a few times
[Lucifer] and he tried to egt the lazy people in town to trap me and all hug me
[Lucifer] and he tried to get the lazy people in town to trap me and all hug me
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Lucifer] this kind of action shouldnt be allowed
[Lucifer] they were trying to harm me.... and touch me!
[Lucifer] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Lucifer
[Haengemie] Narse, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Narse] lucifer was sittin in town an i thought he was lookin down, so i decided he needed a thoom group hug
[Narse] an i gave him one..
[Narse] uh, done i guess
[Narse] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Narse
[Haengemie] Lucifer, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Lucifer] See he admits it!
[Lucifer] trying to hug me! and get others to do so!
[Lucifer] as he has just admited his guilt you have no choice but to find him guilty!
[Lucifer] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Lucifer
[Haengemie] Narse, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Narse] as you can see lucifer still isn't feelin well so...
[Narse] i urge you all ta give him a hug as soon as this case is over
[Narse] maybe it'd make him feel better
[Narse] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Narse
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Lucifer this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Lucifer's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Because of outstanding fines still owed from previous convictions...
[Haengemie] I'm going add 101 minutes to the sentence.
[Haengemie] Lucifer, you are hereby sentenced to spend 325 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 100 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (100c) as additional jail-time of 14 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, Lucifer, I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 10 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 10:06 on 61 Autumn, 537