pcl_0537_350_12_22

Puddleby Court Log: 80 Autumn, year 537 of The Ascendancy. 12:22

In the matter of Madcat v Fuzz, accused of “EVERYTHING SUX EVERYONE BITE ME”

Before the jurors: Geotzou, Lathena, Slim, Merlisk, Leonin, Speedier, Myself, Revlis, Lursa

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Madcat] BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME!
[Madcat] BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME!
[Madcat] oh by the way
[Madcat] BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Madcat] =-P
[Madcat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Madcat
[Haengemie] Fuzz, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Fuzz] Fuzz coughs.
[Fuzz] dont ask me.
[Fuzz] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Fuzz
[Haengemie] Madcat, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Madcat] BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME!
[Madcat] i`m pissed dt sucks thank you biute me!!!!!!
[Madcat] i`m pissed dt sucks thank you bite me!!!!!!
[Madcat] i`m just bein a pain in the ass
[Madcat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Madcat
[Haengemie] Fuzz, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Fuzz] Good idea would be friv and max time in jail, that way the darshak will maybe bite him
[Fuzz] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Fuzz
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.


  Votes innocent: 1
  Votes guilty: 0
  Votes frivolous: 8
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Madcat this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Madcat's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.


  Total recommended jail time: 1800 min
  Total recommended fine: 2000c
  Total jurors: 9
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 200 min/222c

[Haengemie] Madcat, you are hereby sentenced to spend 200 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 222 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (201c) as additional jail-time of 27 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, Madcat, I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 6 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 12:55 on 80 Autumn, 537