pcl_0537_355_13_26

Puddleby Court Log: 85 Autumn, year 537 of The Ascendancy. 13:26

In the matter of Dorian Gray v Unagi, accused of “harassment and concealment of her past.”

Before the jurors: Mac-arena, Scheme, ShadowSky, Althus, Excretion, Caddrel, Jade, Lugh, Mortis, Garr

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Dorian Gray] Hello, I am here because Unagi, a new exile to this land, has been harassing me.
[Dorian Gray] I was trying to figure out her past, so as to befriend her and help her when I was rudely called a "asshole.
[Dorian Gray] Unagi says, "so? she did ti to make you stop bothering me, little asshole."
[Dorian Gray] This vulgar language is quite upsetting and should be punished to the fullest extent of the law.
[Dorian Gray] Thank you
[Dorian Gray] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Dorian Gray
[Haengemie] Unagi, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Unagi] I'm not sure of what crime I am being sued for, and am sorry you are forced to come here.
[Unagi] I am new, and I don't know this fellow. He keeps shoving me in town- why I do not know.
[Unagi] I told him many times to stop, and he di not.
[Unagi] I DID call him an asshole, which is my right since I won the evry air in my lungs.
[Unagi] er own., sorry
[Unagi] witness: bones
[Haengemie] Thank you, Unagi
[Haengemie] Bones, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bones. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Bones, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Bones] I saw dorian pushing her around
[Bones] I saw dorian pushing her around
[Bones] he was harrassing her, not the other way around
[Bones] a frivolous trial
[Bones] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bones
[Haengemie] Dorian Gray, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Dorian Gray] This trial is not frivolous
[Dorian Gray] This is a case of abuse, verbal abuse
[Dorian Gray] Unagi thinks she can go around calling me whatever she wants
[Dorian Gray] She is wrong
[Dorian Gray] It is wrong to call some one you do not know an "asshole"
[Dorian Gray] I am not an asshole, and I will not be called one
[Dorian Gray] I was merely trying to get to know her
[Dorian Gray] She is new to these lands, and already picking a fight with people
[Dorian Gray] Look at her robes
[Dorian Gray] Do you trust some one who conceals themself?
[Dorian Gray] I do not
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Dorian Gray] And I hope you will consider the evidence
[Dorian Gray] and judge accordingly
[Dorian Gray] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Dorian Gray
[Haengemie] Unagi, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Unagi] I will speak my mind, and name people as I see fit. If he acts in this manner, then what else would I think of him? ridiculous, I say.
[Unagi] I dont know him, I dont wish to speak to him.
[Unagi] and as far as my cloak goes.. waering one is a crime? shall I go nude?
[Unagi] witness: gandor
[Haengemie] Thank you, Unagi
[Haengemie] Gandor Durin, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Gandor Durin. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Gandor Durin, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Gandor Durin] G'day, all.
[Gandor Durin] G'day, all.
[Gandor Durin] Hi Caddrel
[Gandor Durin] Well, Dorian there is something called freedome of speech
[Gandor Durin] If you want to say something say it.
[Gandor Durin] For example, Thagor is a fudge packer.
[Gandor Durin] Do you see him running around sueing me?
[Gandor Durin] I do not think so.
[Gandor Durin] Now leave Unagi alone before I have to beat you down.
[Gandor Durin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Gandor Durin
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Dorian Gray this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Dorian Gray's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Dorian Gray, you are hereby sentenced to spend 84 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 1100 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (1100c) as additional jail-time of 139 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, Dorian Gray, I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 4 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 14:43 on 85 Autumn, 537