Puddleby Court Log: 21 Winter, year 538 of The Ascendancy. 07:30

In the matter of Fuzz v Ugh, accused of “frivolus law suits filed”

Before the jurors: Althus, Marcus Antonius, Aldynes, Bulgorius, Molin, Solas, Mad Mark, Vagile, Crippler, Tarf

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Fuzz] Ugh here was planing to Sue Lilit, a trial based on wanting vengance on things he dosent know about.
[Fuzz] over the past few days Lilit has been sued about 8-9 times
[Fuzz] a few das ago she was sued 3 times ina row!
[Fuzz] alot of the trials are found innocent of frivolous
[Fuzz] cause they generaly are
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Fuzz] I belive we should put a stop to such trials
[Fuzz] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Fuzz
[Haengemie] Ugh, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Ugh] I have never filed a frivolous lawsuit
[Ugh] nor any lawsuit
[Ugh] as to the charges they are frivolous
[Ugh] I have done notyhing
[Ugh] Intending to sue someone isnt a crime
[Ugh] the chartges are falsd
[Ugh] he should be punished
[Ugh] I dont belong here.
[Ugh] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ugh
[Haengemie] Fuzz, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Fuzz] He was planing to sue Lilit.
[Fuzz] for the same reason so many others have
[Fuzz] intent is enough reason to stop him
[Fuzz] Trials like the one he planed and ones Tarf there has made against lilit are all a waste of time
[Fuzz] Althus was there when Ugh say'd he planed on sueing lilit you can ask him
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Fuzz] well enough talking lets see him spew
[Fuzz] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Fuzz
[Haengemie] Ugh, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Ugh] i am accused of "frivolous la3wsuits filed" this is completely false.
[Ugh] I never have filed a lawsuit the charges should be droipped
[Ugh] I do intend to do many things
[Ugh] and that isnt a crime. If it is convict me./
[Ugh] witnes: althea
[Ugh] witness: althea
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ugh
[Haengemie] Althea, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Althea. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Althea, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Althea] a little background:
[Althea] Fuzz was in the cavern tonight and last night
[Althea] helping lilit kill exiles
[Althea] he has sworn to stand between those who oppose her
[Althea] and her
[Althea] I was killed by Lilit's spawn tonight
[Althea] as was Ugh
[Althea] Fuzz was in the filing area
[Althea] and pulled me repeatedly out of the filing position
[Althea] to prevent me or ugh
[Althea] from filing a lawsuit
[Althea] with is OUR RIGHT
[Althea] DONE
[Haengemie] Thank you, Althea
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 1
  Votes guilty: 1
  Votes frivolous: 8
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Fuzz this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Fuzz's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 800 min
  Total recommended fine: 4600c
  Total jurors: 10
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 80 min/460c

[Haengemie] Because of outstanding fines still owed from previous convictions...
[Haengemie] I'm going add 58 minutes to the sentence.
[Haengemie] Fuzz, you are hereby sentenced to spend 138 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 460 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (460c) as additional jail-time of 59 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 8:25 on 21 Winter, 538