pcl_0538_038_12_43

Puddleby Court Log: 38 Winter, year 538 of The Ascendancy. 12:43

In the matter of Sau'lo Dra'kh v Phiros, accused of “trying to pressure him into suing him”

Before the jurors: Raldin, Axell, Slyph

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Sau'lo Dra'kh] the wuss ran away
[Sau'lo Dra'kh] He ran by me and said "Sue me for something"
[Sau'lo Dra'kh] is tthis not peer pressure?
[Sau'lo Dra'kh] Do we not strive to be equals here?
[Sau'lo Dra'kh] DO we need someone to pressure our imprssionable youth like this?
[Sau'lo Dra'kh] you decide
[Sau'lo Dra'kh] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sau'lo Dra'kh
[Haengemie] Phiros, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Phiros] oops, I'm late for my own case
[Phiros] AHHH
[Phiros] whats goin on?
[Phiros] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Phiros
[Haengemie] Sau'lo Dra'kh, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Sau'lo Dra'kh] He doesn't even remember what he ded
[Sau'lo Dra'kh] He doesn't even remember what he did
[Sau'lo Dra'kh] this doesn't say much for his mental stability either
[Sau'lo Dra'kh] do we need a crazy mystic runnign aroud pressuring our children?
[Sau'lo Dra'kh] What would you do if you caught you son smoking kudzu
[Sau'lo Dra'kh] and he said "well phiros tole me to"
[Sau'lo Dra'kh] hmm, WHAT WOULD YOU DO!!!
[Sau'lo Dra'kh] Sau'lo Dra'kh sobs
[Sau'lo Dra'kh] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sau'lo Dra'kh
[Haengemie] Phiros, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Phiros] Thats not funny Sau, wasteing the towns people's time.
[Phiros] And I dont smoke kudzu...
[Phiros] okok
[Phiros] only on holidays
[Phiros] BUT THATS IT
[Phiros] Jury
[Phiros] you cant allow this man to call me crazy
[Phiros] a mystic, crazy???
[Phiros] what am I saying
[Phiros] ummm
[Phiros] dun!
[Phiros] Phiros grins
[Phiros] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Phiros
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Sau'lo Dra'kh this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Sau'lo Dra'kh's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Sau'lo Dra'kh, you are hereby sentenced to spend 60 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 333 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (328c) as additional jail-time of 43 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 13:19 on 38 Winter, 538