pcl_0538_092_20_11

Puddleby Court Log: 2 Spring, year 538 of The Ascendancy. 20:11

In the matter of Asmely v Volt, accused of “Stealing my skristal”

Before the jurors: Cyrril Co'Fei, Callisto, Nilor, Axell

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Asmely] okay
[Asmely] errm
[Asmely] you're all thinking right now, how the did a little newbie get a skristal
[Asmely] and as you all have heard a mystic say once or twice a mystics life is boring
[Asmely] listen to Malkor eh?
[Asmely] anyway
[Asmely] I was doing my funny little bubble trick to Phiros
[Asmely] which involves putting my skrsital over him
[Asmely] which involves putting my skristal over him
[Asmely] and then Volt runs up, grabs the skristal, and runs away
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Asmely] because at the time I put the skristal away my computer crashed
[Asmely] thank you
[Asmely] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Asmely
[Haengemie] Volt, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Volt
[Haengemie] Asmely, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Asmely] what an interesting defence huh?
[Asmely] anyway
[Asmely] as you all know skristal are expensive
[Asmely] even though someone sold me one for cheaper then average
[Asmely] and I thank him
[Asmely] I am also though 400c in debt because I didn't want to pass up an oportunity
[Asmely] anyway.....
[Asmely] I do ask that you give him a harsh sentance
[Asmely] and
[Asmely] hmmm
[Asmely] oh yes
[Asmely] he only took the skristal (obviously) because he's a nasty fellow
[Asmely] if you info him he is a fighter
[Asmely] and
[Asmely] Witness: Bigfat
[Haengemie] Thank you, Asmely
[Haengemie] Bigfat, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bigfat. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Bigfat, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Bigfat] First off, Ahoy jury...
[Bigfat] Second..
[Bigfat] I even took asmelys skristal too
[Bigfat] but i was so kind to give it back
[Bigfat] A: cus she was laggin
[Bigfat] B: shes a fellow halflin
[Bigfat] but
[Bigfat] when i gave it back to Phiros for safe keepin
[Bigfat] he droped it on top of Asme
[Bigfat] er
[Bigfat] and Volt ran by and stole ity
[Bigfat] This is an outrage!
[Bigfat] This is an outrage
[Bigfat] He needs to be burned at the steak!
[Bigfat] mmm
[Bigfat] Steak
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Bigfat] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Bigfat
[Haengemie] Volt, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Volt
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Volt this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Volt's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Volt, you are hereby sentenced to spend 60 minutes in the Puddleby jail.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 21:22 on 2 Spring, 538