pcl_0538_102_13_02

Puddleby Court Log: 12 Spring, year 538 of The Ascendancy. 13:02

In the matter of Revlis v Suu'ub III, accused of “Being a Bad Father.”

Before the jurors: Michael, Shepherd, Rutabaga, Malkor, Asmodean, Kaija, Yaethir, Eva, Tumo, Scota

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Revlis] Suu'ub III, is a horrid father.
[Revlis] He has never loved me like a father!
[Revlis] I've always been Rat Tower trash to him.
[Revlis] And now he says I can only be his son if I Rape Someone.
[Revlis] Witness: Eva
[Haengemie] Thank you, Revlis
[Haengemie] Eva, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Suu'ub III, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Suu'ub III] He's obviously not my son
[Suu'ub III] He's dirty, and he smells
[Suu'ub III] And he has no shoes
[Suu'ub III] Look, he has no shoes!
[Suu'ub III] Raping silly fens is a tradition of the soooob family
[Suu'ub III] I've raped the finest!
[Suu'ub III] You may remember the trials
[Suu'ub III] Wrath, Fuzz... Mmmmmmm
[Suu'ub III] Fuzz... MMMMMM
[Suu'ub III] Anyways, he's dirty and he smells
[Suu'ub III] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Suu'ub III
[Haengemie] Revlis, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Revlis] I am dirty because YOU wont buy me a Bathtub!!
[Revlis] And I choose to not where shoes.
[Revlis] You wont even pay for my collage!
[Revlis] And I am Clean! Tide Fresh in fact!
[Revlis] I don't want to live in GMV for my whole life...
[Revlis] I want a real home..
[Revlis] Away from you!
[Revlis] Witness: Eva
[Haengemie] Thank you, Revlis
[Haengemie] Eva, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Suu'ub III, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Suu'ub III] Yeah
[Suu'ub III] THE RAPRE TRAILS ARE PAST BY THE WAY >:P
[Suu'ub III] Best not be busting me for those, looong time ago
[Suu'ub III] Yeah, well. Complain to the blasted DT about a home. And you can't afford shoes cause you're poor
[Suu'ub III] I don't give him money because he's not my son.
[Suu'ub III] I have no wife and I don't reproduce asexually
[Suu'ub III] And look at his hair
[Suu'ub III] Nothing like mine. All nappy and dirty
[Suu'ub III] Not my son, so I can't be called an unfit father
[Suu'ub III] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Suu'ub III
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Revlis this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Revlis's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Revlis, you are hereby sentenced to spend 60 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 800 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (678c) as additional jail-time of 86 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 14:05 on 12 Spring, 538