pcl_0538_106_08_53

Puddleby Court Log: 16 Spring, year 538 of The Ascendancy. 08:53

In the matter of Eva v Teren, accused of “poking her with his "large" bow.”

Before the jurors: Sarmanikan, Tumo, Mr BomBastik, Lundar, Wye, Robin Greyhawk, Yojimbo, Charlos

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Eva] Thank you all for being here
[Eva] sorry for the waste of time
[Eva] I was sitting in town, peacefully, and he suddenly arrived, with his evil intentions, harrassing me even though I had asked him to stop.
[Eva] even though I had asked him to stop.
[Eva] i gave him a few warnings, telling him i would sue him, but he continued so i am now asking for justice, as i don't see why i should have to tolerate his harrassment.
[Eva] as i don't see why i should have to tolerate his harrassment.
[Eva] witness: noah
[Haengemie] Thank you, Eva
[Haengemie] Noah, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Noah. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Noah, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Noah] Noah clears his throat.
[Noah] Noah clears his throat.
[Noah] Lady and Gentlemen of the Jury...
[Noah] I was a witness to this crime.
[Noah] Teren was creating quite a scene.
[Noah] A rather large annoyance to this town, especially to Eva.
[Noah] Despite the fact that Eva told him to stop repeatatively, he continued.
[Noah] He should be punished for his actions.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Noah] He shouldn't be able to go around town and harrass people.
[Noah] Thank you.
[Noah] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Noah
[Haengemie] Teren, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Teren] No im sorry I had to waste your time Well jurors, with this well un just thing that has happend.. Let me explain.. :(
[Teren] You see the other day I was walkign through puddleby..
[Teren] Wehen up comes Eva..
[Teren] I was with my retarded freidn who cannont fend for himself..hes named Terenas *sniffles*
[Teren] we were minding our own buisness picking flowers, when up comes this evil, evil women!!
[Teren] She says something liek..
[Teren] Oh whats that you and your mentally disabled frinendf picking flwers!!
[Teren] What losers.
[Teren] I like how the ysemll to, I and tereas were hearbroken
[Teren] So I say, Hey leave us alone!!!
[Teren] She just pushes me away and goes for the attack on Terenas!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Teren] I try and poush her but shes much larger then I
[Teren] Ill finsih soon
[Teren] Done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Teren
[Haengemie] Eva, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Eva] Er lol now that actually made me laugh! This, of course, is totally false..
[Eva] Terenas is silly but not retarded lol
[Eva] YOU teren are retarded
[Eva] and you harrassed me with no reason
[Eva] well i don't see what I could add...I think you can all judge the situation and see that this person is totally crazy
[Eva] i don't want to be harrssed anymore
[Eva] And i'm never mean with anyone :p
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Eva] (except with my husband Wrath)
[Eva] anyways..
[Eva] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Eva
[Haengemie] Teren, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Teren] Er the fact taht she can lie about that is horrible!!! *sniffles* It hurts me to know she can say those harsh things. let me continue explaing now.
[Teren] You see thats the true reason I poked her with my rather large "bow".
[Teren] It was the only thing that I could think to do that ouwld get her back, I tried to talk!!
[Teren] But no she was to simple minded to have a conversation with me :(
[Teren] an inttulectiual conversation at that.
[Teren] She just instatrrted the mentally disabled ppl in general!!
[Teren] And thats why I think she should be punished for her hate against humanity , and retarded ppl in general!
[Teren] She has wasted yuour time and everyone one elses with what is lies, plz belive me!!
[Teren] Im tlaking to the jurus as a HUMAN BEING, not some monster like her!!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Teren] Teren clears his thraot.
[Teren] Ill just say pleas do what is right!!!
[Teren] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Teren
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Teren this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Teren's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Because of outstanding fines still owed from previous convictions...
[Haengemie] I'm going add 19 minutes to the sentence.
[Haengemie] Teren, you are hereby sentenced to spend 57 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 375 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (375c) as additional jail-time of 48 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 10:00 on 16 Spring, 538