pcl_0538_121_20_39

Puddleby Court Log: 31 Spring, year 538 of The Ascendancy. 20:39

In the matter of Tallus v Death himself, accused of “Harrasing Althus”

Before the jurors: Alcades, Nurg, Kojiro, Prince Valiant, Mugz, Kaitlyn, BonTemps

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Tallus] Death
[Tallus] You tried to kill althus.
[Tallus] You walce into our town and make an ass of yourse;f
[Tallus] I think it was a threat when you took that scythe out
[Tallus] If you are death
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Tallus] you should be banished forever
[Tallus] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tallus
[Haengemie] Death himself, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Death himself] I'M SORRY YOU CAN SEE ME NO ONE BUT ALTHUS SHOULD BE ABLE TO
[Death himself] I KNOW YOU MAY NOT LIKE MY JOB VERY MUCH BUT SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO IT
[Death himself] AND WHEN I'M KILLING TIME I'M ACTUALLY A PRETTY NICE GUY
[Death himself] DONE
[Haengemie] Thank you, Death himself
[Haengemie] Tallus, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Tallus] I don't think athus has any reason to die.
[Tallus] I have nothing more to say
[Tallus] you where judging Althus wrongly. And you tried to kill him.
[Tallus] Thats murder
[Tallus] its a crime
[Tallus] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tallus
[Haengemie] Death himself, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Death himself] MY JOB MAY NOT BE GLAMEROUS BUT WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE SOULS JUST HERE AND THERE?
[Death himself] AND WHO IS THIS MAN TO QUESTION THE TIME OF ALTHUS' LIFE?
[Death himself] NOW IF YOU HADN'T SEEN ME WOULD THIS HAVE BEEN A PROBLEM?
[Death himself] WITNESS: ALTHUS
[Haengemie] Thank you, Death himself
[Haengemie] Althus, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Althus. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Althus, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Althus] I knew Death was coming for me.
[Althus] I knew Death was coming for me.
[Althus] I just wasn't sure how soon it would be.
[Althus] I'm not ready to die yet.
[Althus] So I won't.
[Althus] Sorry, Death.
[Althus] Althus extends the proper 1-fingered salute to Death.
[Althus] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Althus
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Death himself this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.