pcl_0538_270_12_34

Puddleby Court Log: 90 Summer, year 538 of The Ascendancy. 12:34

In the matter of Tarf v Thundersocks, accused of “disorderly conduct, unbecoming a superman.”

Before the jurors: Chris Rex, Althus, Al Capone, Natas, Geotzou, Beldaran, Lister, Sadraz, Theo

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Tarf] We have an intruder in our midst. We normally welcome strangers to these lands...
[Tarf] ...but this particular stranger is causing havec and mahem in our beloved town
[Tarf] already, he has felled countless exiles
[Tarf] without just cause
[Tarf] he is a menace, and deserves a punishment so fitting
[Tarf] we have seen folks come to town and commit crimes
[Tarf] but never of this magnitude
[Tarf] this is a precedent setting event
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Tarf] i ask that your verdict be harsh
[Tarf] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tarf
[Haengemie] Thundersocks, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Thundersocks] ZZzzzzzz....
[Thundersocks] %Name snores softly.
[Thundersocks] Thundersocks snores softly.
[Thundersocks] ZZzzzzzz....
[Thundersocks] Rats!
[Thundersocks] Huh? What?
[Thundersocks] Oh.
[Thundersocks] zzzZZZZZZzzzzz....
[Thundersocks] Stupid rat dream.
[Thundersocks] Thundersocks snores softly.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Thundersocks] zzzZZZZZZzzzzz....
[Haengemie] Thank you, Thundersocks
[Haengemie] Tarf, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Tarf] i would like to thank the jury, for i respect your sacrifices in coming here to serve your civic duty...
[Tarf] which is more than i can say for this nuisance
[Tarf] who insults all of us by sleeping through a trial
[Tarf] he is the most evil thing i have seen since lilit
[Tarf] but his powers are earthly
[Tarf] he can be punished for what he does
[Tarf] i rest my case.
[Tarf] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tarf
[Haengemie] Thundersocks, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Thundersocks] Battle!
[Thundersocks] Battle!
[Thundersocks] huh?
[Thundersocks] ow.
[Thundersocks] thirsty.
[Thundersocks] zzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz....
[Thundersocks] zzZZZZzzz...
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Haengemie] Thank you, Thundersocks
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Thundersocks this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Thundersocks's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Thundersocks, you are hereby sentenced to spend 46 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 511 coins.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 13:21 on 90 Summer, 538