pcl_0538_310_05_10

Puddleby Court Log: 40 Autumn, year 538 of The Ascendancy. 05:10

In the matter of Zeus v Tyking II, accused of “bad karma bombing”

Before the jurors: Geotzou, Panos, Farhope, wutold, Neige, Slinky, Leonin, Xaerus, Ugo Fuxfell, Prue, Lerris

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Zeus] I am a new exile in puddleby, and as I am learning my way around, i need to ask people questions. As I was talking i was disturbed by Tyking
[Zeus] Tyking was constantly yelling in town center, and i asked him to be quiet, he continued yelling, so i pushed him, the next thing I know
[Zeus] next thing I know I get cursed, then every 5 minutes i get another
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Zeus] i just came out of the library and was cursed again
[Zeus] it nis not fair
[Haengemie] Thank you, Zeus
[Haengemie] Tyking II, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Tyking II] I do not karma bomb people!
[Tyking II] You probably know me from my game show
[Tyking II] I was simply playing my game with someone, when Zeus comes up to me
[Tyking II] He continually pushes and pulls me away from the contestant
[Tyking II] It gets really annoying, so I ask him to stop
[Tyking II] Does he stop? No!
[Tyking II] So I curse him.
[Tyking II] That was the only time I cursed him.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Tyking II] I do not bk bomb people
[Tyking II] I gave Zeus gk when I got here!
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tyking II
[Haengemie] Zeus, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Zeus] if that is true then who has been cursing me, because I am new here i have no enemies except you
[Zeus] yes i pulled and pushed him, but only after i asked him to stop yelling
[Zeus] and mysteriously the karma bombing stopped when he goes to sleep
[Zeus] also i got cursed literally a second before he went to sleep in the library
[Zeus] i am too new here to have that many enemies, it must be tyking
[Zeus] finished
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Zeus] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Zeus
[Haengemie] Tyking II, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Tyking II] I don't know who is bk bombing you! I can't deduce those things!
[Tyking II] I've been bad karma bombed, as you can see by my name
[Tyking II] I have my suspicions about who did it
[Tyking II] But I don't sue people!
[Tyking II] Witness: Unagi
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tyking II
[Haengemie] Unagi, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Unagi. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Unagi, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Unagi] peoples of Pu'by! is it a crime to gives karma now? I likes to thinks on de wise werds of one of our civic leaders.. Prue.
[Unagi] Prue.
[Unagi] "all karma is deserved"
[Unagi] karma jes expressin of feelins!
[Unagi] and someone sure feel SOPIN 'bout zeus
[Unagi] hee hee!
[Unagi] vote friv, is yer only hope to save Pu'by from anerchee
[Unagi] Unagi belches
[Unagi] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Unagi
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.


  Votes innocent: 4
  Votes guilty: 4
  Votes frivolous: 3
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Tyking II this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

  Court adjourned at 5:57 on 40 Autumn, 538