Puddleby Court Log: 41 Autumn, year 538 of The Ascendancy. 00:26

In the matter of Sabbit v Unagi, accused of “killing my kuduz bush”

Before the jurors: Neige, Crushette, Malkor, wutold, Phyl, Achates, Thrasher, Aurian, Christopher

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Sabbit] First i would like to thank you all for comming
[Sabbit] This lady here, unagi killed my kuduz bush
[Sabbit] I was watching it grow and was planning to gather seeds
[Sabbit] so i may have some for another time
[Sabbit] She came up, killed my first one
[Sabbit] Said it was an accident
[Sabbit] I said ok no problem
[Sabbit] Then she killed my other one
[Sabbit] On purpose
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Sabbit] I don't know why
[Sabbit] But it was not nice
[Sabbit] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sabbit
[Haengemie] Unagi, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Unagi] I didn't knows der was some magical kudzu law. wut a waste of court's time. sorry, jury. I know ya'd rather be hunting.
[Unagi] rather be hunting..
[Unagi] look, you can habber my kudzu seedling, I nots wanner any hard feelings.
[Unagi] %Name show%s %his kudzu seedling to everyone.
[Unagi] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Unagi
[Haengemie] Sabbit, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Sabbit] Witness Sombre
[Sabbit] hmm
[Sabbit] aparently it is spelled wroung
[Sabbit] however
[Sabbit] It does not matter
[Sabbit] She did it out of disrespect
[Sabbit] And I demand justice
[Sabbit] Wittness Sombre
[Sabbit] Wittnes Sombre
[Sabbit] Wittnnes Sombre
[Sabbit] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sabbit
[Haengemie] Unagi, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Unagi] look, I feel so bad for dis miserable exile, dat I will call sombre to testify
[Unagi] watch how ya do it, kid
[Unagi] witness: sombre
[Haengemie] Thank you, Unagi
[Haengemie] Sombre, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sombre. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Sombre, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Sombre] hey!
[Sombre] You heard it right. Females seem to have no self control over their emotions.
[Sombre] Must be hormones. She just went nuts on that kudzu bush.
[Sombre] You know how females can be, judge.
[Sombre] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Sombre
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 0
  Votes guilty: 1
  Votes frivolous: 8
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Sabbit this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Sabbit's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 1090 min
  Total recommended fine: 1201c
  Total jurors: 9
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 121 min/133c

[Haengemie] Sabbit, you are hereby sentenced to spend 121 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 133 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (120c) as additional jail-time of 17 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 1:19 on 41 Autumn, 538