pcl_0538_335_08_14

Puddleby Court Log: 65 Autumn, year 538 of The Ascendancy. 08:14

In the matter of Mefin v Tyking II, accused of “*Gives Tyking the finger*”

Before the jurors: Rieger, Gandor Durin, Tarf, Bigfat, Outcast, Oranges, Khelek, Haze

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Mefin] this is for him
[Mefin] being an asshole
[Mefin] buging people
[Mefin] being a fruad
[Mefin] haveing something small .....
[Mefin] that should be alot bigger
[Mefin] and for being alive
[Mefin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mefin
[Haengemie] Tyking II, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Tyking II] Why has Mefin done this?
[Tyking II] This does not make sense
[Tyking II] Mefin says i'm a jerk?
[Tyking II] Look at this!
[Tyking II] 8/17/00 7:11:24p Mefin says, "Tyking get lost"
[Tyking II] 8/17/00 7:11:27p Mefin says, "no one likes you much"
[Tyking II] 8/17/00 7:11:40p Mefin ponders, "I should sue him"
[Tyking II] 8/17/00 7:18:48p You just received bad karma from Mefin, ignore this bastard
[Tyking II] 8/17/00 7:20:49p Mefin says, "o shut the fuck up Tyking"
[Tyking II] 8/17/00 7:24:19p Mefin says, "must kill Tyking"
[Tyking II] 8/17/00 7:24:32p Mefin says, "Tyking"
[Tyking II] 8/17/00 7:24:41p Tyking II says, "No thanks"
[Tyking II] 8/17/00 7:24:46p Tyking II says, "I'm going to the wedding"
[Tyking II] 8/17/00 7:25:00p Mefin says, "whatever you say asshole"
[Tyking II] I'm trying to change
[Tyking II] I have been annoying in the past
[Tyking II] But i'm trying to change my ways
[Tyking II] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tyking II
[Haengemie] Mefin, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Mefin] Well I am not sure if his *** is small but I asume so
[Mefin] well I guess that would be
[Mefin] ****
[Mefin] *****
[Mefin] hmm
[Mefin] well
[Mefin] hes trying to change
[Mefin] were have I heard this before
[Mefin] Ohhh I know
[Mefin] FROM MALKOR
[Mefin] he hasn't change
[Mefin] changed
[Mefin] Tykings an asshole and hsould pay for what hes done
[Mefin] and
[Mefin] its fun to laught at people in jail
[Mefin] aspecaily if there name is Tyking ii
[Mefin] well now that I said that
[Mefin] Hows everyone doing
[Mefin] I hope you like the court exp
[Mefin] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mefin
[Haengemie] Tyking II, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Tyking II] Well, Mefin, the fact is, I'm not Malkor!
[Tyking II] Whenever I walk by you, you curse and swear at me
[Tyking II] I was a bit annoying in the past
[Tyking II] But I am changing
[Tyking II] I have gotten rid of many bad habits
[Tyking II] I don't yell near town center anymore, for one
[Tyking II] Give me this chance, and i'll reform completely!
[Tyking II] Thank you
[Tyking II] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tyking II
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Tyking II this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Tyking II's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Tyking II, you are hereby sentenced to spend 7 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 375 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (333c) as additional jail-time of 43 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 9:23 on 65 Autumn, 538