pcl_0538_343_05_02

Puddleby Court Log: 73 Autumn, year 538 of The Ascendancy. 05:02

In the matter of Mathena v Ziff Rengar, accused of “"Mathena accuses Ziff Ranegan of killing Slug"”

Before the jurors: Sielk, Slayer, Iho, GrayGradi, Cobalt

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Mathena] Mayo told ZiffRengar not to kill the slug
[Mathena] but he did
[Mathena] we just finished a similar case
[Mathena] if people would just listen
[Mathena] this wouldn't happen
[Mathena] when mayo says don't kill it
[Mathena] don't kill it
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Mathena] it's commensence and courtesy
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mathena
[Haengemie] Ziff Rengar, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Ziff Rengar] mayo is on my ignore list, i couldnt hear him, he is a major annoyance, killing a slug is NOT a crime. ziff ranegan doesnt exist
[Ziff Rengar] ziff ranegan doesnt exist
[Ziff Rengar] i did kill the slug
[Ziff Rengar] it is as annoying to hear "whiff" whiff as mayo is himself
[Ziff Rengar] killing slug is not a crime, i dont know why i am here
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Ziff Rengar] it's a major waste of time.. sigh
[Ziff Rengar] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ziff Rengar
[Haengemie] Mathena, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Mathena] ZiffRengar admitted he killed the slug
[Mathena] he should of realized there was just a case of someone killoing Mayo's other slig
[Mathena] witness Mayo
[Mathena] Witness: Mayo
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mathena
[Haengemie] Mayo, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mayo. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Mayo, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Mayo] 'lo
[Mayo] 'lo
[Mayo] Ziff only thinks I'm an annoyance because I want to have his permission to use him in my Mayo's Depot movie
[Mayo] which involves making fun of him
[Mayo] but I don't think he should act like such a hot shot
[Mayo] I don't see the harm in thinking his name sounds like a peanut butter brand
[Mayo] people mock my name several times a day
[Mayo] he just shouldn't go out of his way to kill my slugs
[Mayo] he must have REALLY delocate hearing
[Mayo] to be annoying by a *whiff* *whiff* *whiff*
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Mayo] annoyed
[Haengemie] Thank you, Mayo
[Mayo] shot at Mayo's Depot!
[Mayo] when its open
[Haengemie] Ziff Rengar, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Ziff Rengar] mayo is and shall remain on my ignore list. i didnt hear anything he said, sorry!
[Ziff Rengar] the jury should question themselve:
[Ziff Rengar] is this a case?
[Ziff Rengar] yes i killed the slug, it's fun to kill themn in 2 hits
[Ziff Rengar] why did he brought it here anyway?
[Ziff Rengar] i have no idea what to say more
[Ziff Rengar] well
[Ziff Rengar] that's the kind of annoyance that made me put him on ignore list
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Ziff Rengar] if you want details, ask me after that
[Ziff Rengar] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ziff Rengar
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Mathena this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Mathena's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Mathena, you are hereby sentenced to spend 61 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 260 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (212c) as additional jail-time of 28 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 5:59 on 73 Autumn, 538