pcl_0538_347_06_47

Puddleby Court Log: 77 Autumn, year 538 of The Ascendancy. 06:47

In the matter of Zorak v Ziff Rengar, accused of “not telling be how to be strong.”

Before the jurors: Shard, Ugh, Kintok, ShadowEarth, Rcooka-e, Malkor, Crystal

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Zorak] %Name show%s %his beer mug to everyone.
[Zorak] %Name show%s %his dagger to everyone.
[Zorak] %Name show%s %his brambleberry cluster to everyone.
[Zorak] %Name show%s %his pair of blue pants to everyone.
[Zorak] Done.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Zorak
[Haengemie] Ziff Rengar, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Ziff Rengar] i dont know who zorak is
[Ziff Rengar] i heard him saying "I AM COMMINTING SUICIDE"
[Ziff Rengar] he said that about 4 times in town center
[Ziff Rengar] and now he sues me
[Ziff Rengar] for something that isnt a crime, and that i have no idea of
[Ziff Rengar] and since he refuses to tell me what i exactly did, i cant say anything else
[Ziff Rengar] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ziff Rengar
[Haengemie] Zorak, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Zorak] IM SORRY EVERYONE HATEZ ME NOW AQND THEY ALREQADY DID
[Zorak] NO ONE WOULD GIV ME MONEY F0 A STUNSTONE MAN
[Zorak] GURGI WOULDNT GIVE ME HIS OAK BASHER
[Zorak] MAN
[Zorak] I NEED TO GO SWIMMING
[Zorak] ANYONE WANT TO GO TO THE POST OFFICE WITH ME
[Zorak] OK COOL
[Zorak] SEE YA GTHERE
[Zorak] DONE
[Haengemie] Thank you, Zorak
[Haengemie] Ziff Rengar, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Ziff Rengar] i am not responsible for zorak's mental debility
[Ziff Rengar] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Ziff Rengar
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Zorak this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Zorak's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Zorak, you are hereby sentenced to spend 60 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 428 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (421c) as additional jail-time of 54 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] In addition, Zorak, I'm going to banish you from the city limits for 5 days.
[Haengemie] After you've served your jail-sentence, I suggest you sneak out of town quietly, and don't let the guards catch you.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 7:37 on 77 Autumn, 538