pcl_0538_357_03_58

Puddleby Court Log: 87 Autumn, year 538 of The Ascendancy. 03:58

In the matter of Marfisa v Slyph, accused of “wanting to give Joe a spankin'. Wait, that's me.”

Before the jurors: Cyrril Co'Fei, Mephisto, Magnar

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Marfisa] Well, I'm not sure who it is who's been spaking everyone, but it has to be one of us!
[Marfisa] And THAT, my firends, is why tangleweed should be legalized.
[Marfisa] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Marfisa
[Haengemie] Slyph, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Slyph] ladies and gentlemen of the jury!
[Slyph] it is I who have been spanked!
[Slyph] I have paid marfisa 25c of my good coppers!
[Slyph] and she only spanked me lightly!
[Slyph] I say.. is that fair?
[Slyph] is that justice?
[Slyph] I wat a good beating for 25c!
[Haengemie] I'll be the judge of that.
[Slyph] frivolous in the name of justice!
[Slyph] I want my spanking
[Slyph] don
[Slyph] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Slyph
[Haengemie] Marfisa, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Marfisa] I'LL SPANK YOU ALL! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!
[Marfisa] Slyph is but a lowly worm.
[Marfisa] Yes, you two, Haengenmie!
[Marfisa] You too Bellafae!
[Marfisa] Marfisa shakes her whip
[Bellafae] Bellafae knows a good spanker when she sees one.
[Marfisa] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Marfisa
[Haengemie] Slyph, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Slyph] what, spank all of them?
[Slyph] baby, I thought I was special
[Slyph] i mean, that whip does have my name on it!
[Slyph] c'mon, baby, we can work this out
[Slyph] what we need is counseling
[Slyph] and a few stiff drinks
[Slyph] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Slyph
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.


  Votes innocent: 3
  Votes guilty: 0
  Votes frivolous: 0
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Slyph this court finds you innocent. You are free to go.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

  Court adjourned at 4:29 on 87 Autumn, 538