Puddleby Court Log: 7 Spring, year 539 of The Ascendancy. 21:50

In the matter of Aurian v Lodo, accused of “asssault and harassment”

Before the jurors: Shiner, Kalle', Popo, Zeus, Sans Sarif, Krandor

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Aurian] Aurian looks around for lodo and Pffts
[Aurian] as you can see lodo has ran off because he knows hes guilty
[Aurian] im sorry for this waste... i thought he might be mature enough to stay
[Aurian] let me post some evidence....
[Aurian] please excuse the harsh language
[Aurian] some may want to cover their ears
[Aurian] 9/15/00 5:09:18p Lodo says, "J'jh, FUCK OFF."
[Aurian] 9/15/00 5:09:26p Lodo says, "You BITCH."
[Aurian] 9/15/00 5:09:46p Lodo says, "Fuck all of you 20+ year old fags."
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Aurian] i then asked lodo why he played CL
[Aurian] bah...
[Aurian] dont
[Aurian] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Aurian
[Haengemie] Haengemie looks around
[Haengemie] Hmmm...
[Haengemie] Very well...
[Haengemie] Aurian, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Aurian] i asked lodo why he plaed
[Aurian] i asked lodo why he played
[Aurian] his replay?
[Aurian] 9/15/00 5:11:05p Lodo says, "Fuck you."
[Aurian] so mature....
[Aurian] then
[Aurian] as if this wasnt enough
[Aurian] 9/15/00 5:11:36p (Lodo rapes Jjh hard with a rope, chain, stick, siccors, and an antler from a Starbuck he found.)
[Aurian] 9/15/00 5:12:02p Lodo yells, "TIME TO GO 23 LIBRARY"
[Aurian] 9/15/00 5:12:10p Lodo is no longer Clanning.
[Aurian] he ran, he knew he was in trouble
[Aurian] then i thought the nightmare was over... but...
[Aurian] today...
[Aurian] 9/18/00 7:07:24p Lodo says, ""9/18/00 6:17:24p You gain experience for skinning a rare Furry Negro.""
[Aurian] please note he ran off.... he knows hes in trouble....
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Aurian] oh...
[Aurian] and...
[Aurian] 9/18/00 6:51:27p (Lodo fucks Aurian in the rectum.)
[Aurian] twice
[Aurian] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Aurian
[Haengemie] Haengemie looks around
[Haengemie] Hmmm...
[Haengemie] Very well...
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 0
  Votes guilty: 5
  Votes frivolous: 0
  Abstaining: 1

[Haengemie] Lodo this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Lodo's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 70 min
  Total recommended fine: 4000c
  Total jurors: 6
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 11 min/666c

[Haengemie] Since Lodo is not present, this court will note the sentence, and pronounce it when they return.
[Haengemie] Clera, please note that Lodo is sentenced to 11 minutes in jail, with a fine amount of 666c.
[Haengemie] Plus 14c for delayed-court costs.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 22:51 on 7 Spring, 539