Puddleby Court Log: 13 Spring, year 539 of The Ascendancy. 18:27

In the matter of Watcher v Pucker, accused of “mental anguish”

Before the jurors: Undertow E'flei, Tad, Rincewind

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Watcher] First off, I would like to apoplogize to anyone here who I brought from a hunt.
[Watcher] I was sitting innocently in town, un-injured, minding my own buisness. When Pucker here tries Cadding me, as I was un-injured, nothing happened.
[Watcher] was un-injured, nothing happened.
[Watcher] But instead of stopping like a normal person would, he tried again, successivley, 22 more times, flooding my mind with speaking
[Watcher] speaking and voices
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Watcher] I BK'd him for this mental flood and it continued
[Watcher] He BK'd me back and tries to justify himself
[Haengemie] Thank you, Watcher
[Haengemie] Pucker, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Pucker] i was tring to do my job :), sorry if he doesnt like that
[Pucker] Look at his karma, heheh :)
[Pucker] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Pucker
[Haengemie] Watcher, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Watcher] See, he tries to justify it, he had no need to flood my mind 23 times, once was enough.
[Watcher] Being a pain in the arse by Cad flooding IS NOT part of his job
[Watcher] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Watcher
[Haengemie] Pucker, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Pucker] ummm
[Pucker] i dont really know what to say
[Pucker] rock rules
[Pucker] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Pucker
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 0
  Votes guilty: 1
  Votes frivolous: 2
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Watcher this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Watcher's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 480 min
  Total recommended fine: 0c
  Total jurors: 3
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 160 min/0c

[Haengemie] Watcher, you are hereby sentenced to spend 160 minutes in the Puddleby jail.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 19:06 on 13 Spring, 539