pcl_0539_122_03_27

Puddleby Court Log: 32 Spring, year 539 of The Ascendancy. 03:27

In the matter of Thagor v Prue, accused of “attempted rape and harrassment.”

Before the jurors: Khelek, Xepel, Hawkthorn, Althea, GrayGradi, Severian, Shiner, Kojiro, Achates

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Thagor] Thagor shows off his poor wounded hand.
[Thagor] Well, it all began in town.
[Thagor] I was sitting down minding my own business when I decided to go closer to the fence.
[Thagor] I did not realise I was sitting right next to Prue whereupon she grabbed my hand.
[Thagor] She then began moving her hand further up my leg whereupon I jumped!
[Thagor] She then followed me around town centre until I ran to Soulmaster for help and then came here for safety and protection!
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Thagor] Thagor shows the jury his wounded paw.
[Thagor] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Thagor
[Haengemie] Prue, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Prue] 9/24/00 2:38:25p (Thagor devises a plan to bother Prue.)
[Prue] 9/24/00 2:40:05p (Thagor unleashes a Cid and Atomical doll.)
[Prue] 9/24/00 2:40:25p (Thagor pulls the cord on the back of the doll.)
[Prue] 9/24/00 2:42:46p (Thagor holds Prue's hand.)
[Prue] 9/24/00 2:42:54p Thagor exclaims, "Ow!"
[Prue] 9/24/00 2:43:06p Thagor exclaims, "You grabbed my hand, RAPE!"
[Prue] throw the fucker in jail and let's be done with it
[Prue] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Prue
[Haengemie] Thagor, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Thagor] What proof is this? Lies with numbers! She attempts to use witchcraft on ye do not beleive! I could easily make such false legations.
[Thagor] For example:
[Thagor] 8/29/56 7:31:40p You just received bad karma from Prue I am sorry my lover.
[Thagor] This statement is false but I could easily make up such falseness.
[Thagor] My proof lies in my wounds and Soulmaster.
[Thagor] Thagor shows his paw once more.
[Thagor] Relkin eats beans naked, as well
[Thagor] witness: soulmaster
[Haengemie] Thank you, Thagor
[Haengemie] Soulmaster, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Soulmaster. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Soulmaster, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Soulmaster] I saw it all happen!
[Soulmaster] I saw it all happen!
[Soulmaster] she grabbed his paw!
[Soulmaster] with lust in her eyes!
[Soulmaster] and Relkin really does eat beans naked!
[Soulmaster] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Soulmaster
[Haengemie] Prue, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Prue] my turn?
[Prue] this sort of thing not only wastes everyone's time....
[Prue] it makes light of the real instances of harassment that have occurred hrere
[Prue] he's a jerk and a liar.
[Prue] you are know it
[Prue] you all know it
[Prue] whatever
[Prue] witness: alias
[Haengemie] Thank you, Prue
[Haengemie] Alias, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Alias. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Alias, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Alias] ahem
[Alias] prue speak truly.
[Alias] thagor was attempting to harrass
[Alias] as should be obvious from her log
[Alias] thagor is wasting your, and the courts time..
[Alias] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Alias
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Thagor this court has found your case frivolous.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] And, because I find the friviolity of this case to be contemptuous,...
[Haengemie] I'm going to double the maximum penalty (240 min/2000 c)
[Haengemie] I suggest that the jury recommend a stiff sentence.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Thagor's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Because of outstanding fines still owed from previous convictions...
[Haengemie] I'm going add 18 minutes to the sentence.
[Haengemie] Thagor, you are hereby sentenced to spend 45 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 1111 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (1111c) as additional jail-time of 140 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 4:28 on 32 Spring, 539