pcl_0539_123_06_50

Puddleby Court Log: 33 Spring, year 539 of The Ascendancy. 06:50

In the matter of Tarf v Poor Impulse, accused of “destruction of public property and theft”

Before the jurors: Crippler, Sielk, Chris Rex, Kariatholion, Panos, wutold, Tavish

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Bellafae] This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Tarf] appopogies, fog demon
[Tarf] appologies, fog demon
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Tarf] I caught PoorImpulse destroying public property
[Tarf] more after this break
[Tarf] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tarf
[Haengemie] Poor Impulse, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Poor Impulse] LIES
[Poor Impulse] i wasnt hurting anyone
[Poor Impulse] leave me be!
[Poor Impulse] im traying ot make a bed with this racket?
[Poor Impulse] i dont think so!
[Poor Impulse] bah
[Poor Impulse] and if the jury doesnt like it, shut it
[Poor Impulse] Poor Impulse gestures rudely
[Poor Impulse] witness: noah
[Haengemie] Thank you, Poor Impulse
[Haengemie] Noah, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Noah. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Noah, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Noah] I don't know who the hell this bastard is, or why he is calling me to be a witness.
[Noah] Clearly he is guilty
[Noah] I was a witness, indeed though.
[Noah] I realized that Poor Impluse wanted me to defend him.
[Noah] But come on, he is guilty.
[Noah] Even I know that.
[Noah] I don't want to waste your time
[Noah] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Noah
[Haengemie] Tarf, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Tarf] Poor Impulse was destroying public property to make his "bed". There are plenty of trees in the forest.
[Tarf] Here is how i saw things
[Tarf] text log
[Tarf] (Poor Impulse takes a hammer and chips away at the temple) 9/24/00 (Poor Impulse): chip chip chip
[Tarf] (Poor Impulse rips another slat of wood from the fence)
[Tarf] Tarf asks, "poor impulse, do you like jail?"
[Tarf] Poor Impulse asks, "huh?"
[Tarf] Poor Impulse says, "bah"
[Tarf] Tarf says, "its a punishable offence"
[Tarf] Tarf says, "im the District Attorney"
[Tarf] (Poor Impulse rips at the fence)
[Tarf] Poor Impulse says, "shut it tarf"
[Tarf] (Poor Impulse rips at the fence)
[Tarf] This is OUR town
[Tarf] That is OUR fence
[Tarf] and he is destroying OUR property
[Tarf] That is a punishable offence.
[Tarf] Many exiles spent hours of labor
[Tarf] in erecting those buildings and fences
[Tarf] so some putz can come along and tear it all down for his "bed"
[Tarf] puh-lease!
[Tarf] Fry him!
[Tarf] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tarf
[Haengemie] Poor Impulse, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Poor Impulse] afraid of the truth?
[Poor Impulse] you cant handle the truth!
[Poor Impulse] Poor Impulse stops
[Poor Impulse] tavish.. ah yes.. married to tarf
[Poor Impulse] bah
[Poor Impulse] fair trail? NOT
[Poor Impulse] how much did you get paid judge
[Poor Impulse] disgust me
[Poor Impulse] LIES
[Poor Impulse] witness: tad
[Haengemie] Thank you, Poor Impulse
[Haengemie] Tad, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tad. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Tad, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Tad] Well,
[Tad] I was not there did not see a thing
[Tad] know nothing of this matter
[Tad] thoom
[Tad] text logs presented makes him look guilty thiugh
[Tad] why am i called a a wittnes
[Tad] only the ancients know
[Tad] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Tad
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Poor Impulse this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Poor Impulse's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Because of outstanding fines still owed from previous convictions...
[Haengemie] I'm going add 7 minutes to the sentence.
[Haengemie] Poor Impulse, you are hereby sentenced to spend 65 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 257 coins.
[Haengemie] As you cannot afford to pay your fine, the clerk calculates the balance (257c) as additional jail-time of 34 minutes.
[Haengemie] Also, Clera will help you arrange a payment plan.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 7:51 on 33 Spring, 539