Puddleby Court Log: 76 Spring, year 539 of The Ascendancy. 19:50

In the matter of Claynar v Fuzz, accused of “Hurting the Zoo Animals”

Before the jurors: Mac-arena, Rincewind, Bvael'frr, Luminary, Shadrock, Lerris

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Claynar] Fuzz Killed the Slug!
[Claynar] He went in there Ruthlessly! and slaughtered that poor slug!
[Claynar] And killed the kudzu too!
[Claynar] When the Zoo was just getting nice and big!
[Claynar] And he killed the Goat!
[Claynar] Which are very hard to come by
[Claynar] Your Guilty!
[Claynar] Face it Fuzz!
[Claynar] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Claynar
[Haengemie] Fuzz, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Fuzz] im sorry Claynar and his cohorts are wasteing your time. i'll try and be short
[Fuzz] i killed the slug cause it was in my way and was the least interesting thing there.
[Fuzz] i had no plans to kill anything
[Fuzz] tarf knows what i was doing and didnt mind
[Fuzz] as for the goat.. look in the farms!
[Fuzz] i always run into them!
[Fuzz] this is a very petty case. and is a waste of time
[Fuzz] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Fuzz
[Haengemie] Claynar, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Claynar] If you didnt plan on killing anything, then you Wouldnt have killed the Poor Goat! or the Kudzu!
[Claynar] You...
[Claynar] Umm
[Claynar] Claynar thinks
[Claynar] Well you shouldnt have killed the poor Zoo Animals!
[Claynar] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Claynar
[Claynar] eh
[Haengemie] Fuzz, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Fuzz] the kudzu was in the way and is easily replaceable. DA tarf wasnt even going to take this to court
[Fuzz] and it was him to started the Zoo!
[Fuzz] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Fuzz
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

  Votes innocent: 1
  Votes guilty: 5
  Votes frivolous: 0
  Abstaining: 0

[Haengemie] Fuzz this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Fuzz's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

  Total recommended jail time: 345 min
  Total recommended fine: 0c
  Total jurors: 6
  Avg recommended jail/fine: 57 min/0c

[Haengemie] Because of outstanding fines still owed from previous convictions...
[Haengemie] I'm going add 25 minutes to the sentence.
[Haengemie] Fuzz, you are hereby sentenced to spend 82 minutes in the Puddleby jail.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 20:25 on 76 Spring, 539