pcl_0539_177_08_04

Puddleby Court Log: 87 Spring, year 539 of The Ascendancy. 08:04

In the matter of Unagi v Malkor, accused of “tryin kil me whn i not no wut goin on!”

Before the jurors: Mac-arena, Mr BomBastik, Cyrril Co'Fei

The Honourable Judge Haengemie, presiding.
With Bellafae serving as Bailiff.

To all who read these precepts, the following transcript of this trial is true and correct, to the best of my knowledge.
Clera, reporting.

[Haengemie] <standard pre-trial court briefing>
[Unagi] malkor say O unagi habber bite of zoo in Pu'by, you pik wat you wanner, all nice and smiles.
[Unagi] i sez O dat nice I hungries too! wut we do?
[Unagi] an he say..
[Unagi] O dat eezy you com weit me and stan rite by fence
[Unagi] an den poof i inside zoo an kudzu blockin me!
[Unagi] I die!
[Unagi] an an an whol town habber come and get me!
[Unagi] but all my witnesses inside jury :(
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Unagi] Unagi looks sad
[Unagi] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Unagi
[Haengemie] Malkor, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Malkor] Sigh, none of you three jurors witnessed what went on beforehand.
[Malkor] I told Unagi that I was selling meals, but that you had to hunt your own prey.
[Malkor] She asked for a list of prices... I gave them to her.
[Malkor] I told her that she could only hunt the beasts that I had lured into the area myself...
[Malkor] She said she'd pay me after she had eaten and asked me where she could get her food.
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Malkor] Althea saw the whole thing!
[Malkor] witness: Althea
[Haengemie] Thank you, Malkor
[Haengemie] Althea, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds.
[Haengemie] Thank you, Althea. You have been called to testify in this matter, please state the pertinent facts to the jury.
[Haengemie] Althea, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Althea] yes, unagi said she wanted to eat
[Althea] said she was hungry
[Althea] everything malkor sez is true
[Althea] when she got in there
[Althea] she wasn't enough of a fighter to kill her own food
[Althea] she fell
[Althea] many went to great lengths to assist her after her foolishness
[Althea] I also saw the discussion between 2 of the jurors
[Althea] in the box
[Althea] about how she should sue malkor
[Althea] and what lies she should tell the jury
[Althea] about what he did and didn't do
[Haengemie] 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
[Althea] she has no one to blame but her self
[Althea] and for you to convict malkor
[Haengemie] Thank you, Althea
[Althea] would be a travesty
[Althea] done
[Haengemie] Unagi, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Unagi] yes I wanner eat, yes. he never say "hunt yer own pray". he say "you pik wut you wanner!" i now no wut he mean!
[Unagi] i now no wut he mean!
[Unagi] he offer food, I get NO food
[Unagi] i pay buttin becaw I gets nuttin
[Unagi] an I get creamed for its!
[Unagi] whol town habber saves be cuz I was in deep tubbles!
[Unagi] afea I mad at you, you ol' winbags
[Unagi] an YOU
[Unagi] i wanner so bad stab you right inner eye
[Unagi] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Unagi
[Haengemie] Malkor, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony irrelevant.
[Malkor] Listen, I know Unagi's a sweet little kitten and that you don't want to let her down.
[Malkor] I really think it was just a big misunderstanding.
[Malkor] BUT I told her in no uncertain terms that she would have to kill her own meal.
[Malkor] I had no clue she was an awful fighter.
[Malkor] Why would I try to kill her?
[Malkor] I was in it for the money!
[Malkor] Malkor sighs.
[Malkor] done
[Haengemie] Thank you, Malkor
[Haengemie] <standard jury verdict briefing>
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.

[Haengemie] Malkor this court finds you guilty, as accused.
[Haengemie] <standard jury sentence briefing>
[Haengemie] Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year.
[Haengemie] Jurors, you should take Malkor's record into account when deciding what sentence to recommend.
[Bellafae] Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.

[Haengemie] Malkor, you are hereby sentenced to spend 10 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
[Haengemie] and fined 150 coins.
[Haengemie] Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
[Haengemie] This court is adjourned.

Court adjourned at 9:00 on 87 Spring, 539