Cat Pyre

Suzanne Courteau has been a friend of mine for years, so when she asked if I could adopt her cat when she moved to Mexico, I was more than happy to.

Besides, we already have so many critters running around Three Meadows that one more cat seemed unlikely to cause additional strain.

He was a beautiful and friendly neutered male tabby named "Berdoo." The girls quickly added the name "Rose," so he became Rose Berdoo. Funny name for a boy, but whatever. For the first couple of days, we kept the dog and other cat outside, to let Rose Berdoo acclimate. And it seemed to work great.

Then we let the dog in.

Cats normally aren't too fond of dogs, and Bippy is, um, extremely friendly, and not one to stay at a polite distance. Rose Berdoo freaked at this much canine attention, and hid upstairs in the girls' playroom, occasionally appearing on the catwalk. Wouldn't even come down to eat.

So I locked the dog outside, dragged the cat to the food and water, and tried to ease him into getting along. My desensitizing technique for this is to make the dog hold perfectly still while I rub the cat's face in the dog's fur. Usually after three or four treatments, the cat begins to think of the dog as a stinky annoyance, instead of a dangerous predator.

And it seemed to be working pretty well for Rose Berdoo. He began to come in and out of the house, and while he avoided the dog, he no longer panicked at its approach. Life was good... or so it seemed.

One night after a couple of weeks, I opened the back door to let the cat in for the evening, and he wasn't there. I shrugged -- it's not unusual for a cat to spend the night outdoors, and our neighborhood is safe for cats.

We didn't see him at all the next day, and I started to worry. I suspected that he'd found a better owner somewhere (there's a lady who feeds dozens of strays a few doors down) with fewer dogs, or something. Could be worse. But the next day I saw his head peeking out of the under-house access door. He ran away when I approached, but I put a little dish of food and water there for him. Alas, he didn't go for them over the next couple of days. I figured he'd found a new hiding spot somewhere.

Didn't hear from him again for over a week. But this morning, again, I saw his head poking out of the crawlspace. This time he didn't run when I approached, though he acted terrified when I touched him. When I picked him up, I found to my horror that he was emaciated, horribly dehydrated and malnourished. Apparently he had been hiding under the house the whole time, without eating or drinking, in the intense spring heat.

He was a very sad, sick cat.

I tried to get him to drink, but could only get him to lick a few drops from my moistened fingertips. He couldn't stand up straight, and his pupils were completely dilated.

I felt like a bad, bad cat owner. Why hadn't I crawled under the house to drag that cat to safety? It just didn't occur to me that any animal would intentionally skip more than a couple of meals. Cats are supposed to be smarter than that!

Normally I'm pretty much a non-interventionist when it comes to pets you can get free at the pound, but in this case I packed up poor Rose Berdoo and carted him up to the local vet. He just sat in my lap while I was driving and purred pathetically.

I hoped that a quick IV of saline would perk Rose Berdoo up, and get him back on the road to health. That he had some infection that antibiotics would kill. Something.

Alas, some tests confirmed that the dehydration had caused massive kidney failure, and poor Rose Berdoo wasn't going to make it.

I hate that.

I held his shriveled purring body as the vet injected him with the traditional massive overdose of some sort of barbiturate. He went still almost instantly.

The vet had a $45 fee to dispose of his corpse, so I opted to take him home to inter somewhere in Three Meadows, perhaps on the island.

We had a Roman funeral, with each of us saying a few words before we placed his boxed body on a roaring bonfire.

Mira probably said it best: "Goodbye, Rose Berdoo. We'll miss you."

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