Wanted: Bug Screen
Well, a bug screener, anyway. When anybody does
a /bug in Clan Lord, it goes in a big log, which is theoretically examined
carefully by every GM in intense effort to make everything perfect, or at least
so we can see the effect of our diabolical
schemes.
In practice, some GMs are more
diligent than others, and it's pretty easy to miss stuff, so sometimes a bug
needs to be reported multiple times before the right guy
notices.
So now we're looking for a
masochistic volunteer to pre-screen and sort the bug list, directing each bug to
the appropriate GM. It's hard and tedious work, but the rewards include big
cash bonuses, enhanced sex appeal, and eternal
bliss.
OK, it's actually pretty much
just the tedious work. Maybe somebody, somewhere, will thank
you.
How much work? We get about 10
bugs a day, but I suspect that number might go up if folks started to think
somebody was actually _reading_ the reports. Many of them look something
like:
74) 2005/2/10
13:57:23 Michael 19 2146 '2549, 1311 other ok this is the most ANNOYING FUCKING
THING EVER
75) 2005/2/10
13:57:53 Michael 19 2146 '2469, 1437 other god dammit remove the webs from
beside the book, they keep pulling you off as you try and
train
What does this mean? I have no
idea. That's _your_ job to figure it out, and send to the right GM. It's our
job to set Michael on fire. Or fix the problem. One or the
other.
Requirements: You promise to do
a decent job as long as you can (Helpful GM has promised to teach you the
ropes!), and then to help find and teach your replacement when your brain
fries.
Apply now! Spaces are limited.
Successful applicant will be chosen from submissions by an infallible process:
I read the names aloud until the dog falls asleep, then "hire" the last name
read. Send email with qualifications to joedelta@yahoo.com.
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- February 12, 2005, 06:28 PM in
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