The Election

I know the polls say the election is going to be extremely close, or that Bush has a meaningful lead, but I have a theory that the polls are wrong, and that Kerry will win easily.

Here's my logic:

I think we can all agree that the last election was close. It was so close, in fact, that four years later, we're _still_ not sure exactly who won.

Now we've had Bush for four years, and folks have gotten to know him a bit better.

It is difficult for me to imagine a voter who voted against Bush in 2000, but who has been won over by his performance as President. On the other hand, I personally know many folks who voted for him in 2000 who are voting against him now -- many voting for a Democrat for the first time in their lives. These are the true conservatives who believe that fiscal policy should be, well, _conservative. And that foreign policy should be as non-interventionist as possible. And that government shouldn't try to mislead and control its citizens.

I voted against Bush in 2000, but not enthusiastically. When he won, I shrugged and assumed he'd be a low-IQ version of his dad, which wasn't so bad.

I was wrong. He's a low-IQ version of _somebody,_ but it sure ain't George Sr.

Lest anybody think I'm partisan, for the most part I think the Democratic Party is just as lame as the Republicans -- often more so.

The current Republican coalition, however, isn't the stolid old business guys that they used to be. They have three major groups:

The very rich
The very Christian
Rednecks

These groups wouldn't seem to have a lot to do with each other, but that's the current Republican Party. And miraculously, George W. Bush is the perfect front man for this assembly. He's a rich, religious redneck -- or at least that's how his handlers present him. Genius.

Please, get out the vote. Kicking Bush out of office will go a long way toward re-establishing America as a moral world citizen, especially if we do it convincingly.

Filed Wed - October 27, 2004, 11:38 PM in

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