This page generally only reports changes to the client, and not additions to the world. You will have to explore to find the additions to the world.

If you’re having difficulties downloading the new update, look at the Troubleshooting page.

The v639 update is scheduled for Wednesday, Feb 24, 2010.

2/3/2010 v636
Listen, lad. I’ve built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. All the kings said I was daft to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show ’em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. An’ that’s what you’re gonna get, lad — the strongest castle in these islands. — Monty Python and the Holy Grail

• New quests, new monsters, new areas. Have fun exploring.
• No crashes in 362 days and counting. The record is 723 days. Halfway there!
• You’ll have to explore to discover the rest of this Chaos Storm’s changes. Enjoy!

1/13/2010 v633
Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky (1821–1881)

• Wuchagott has trained with Mentus, and should now properly identify items in storage.
• A (harmless) crashing bug in the Mac client, at the very end of the autoupdate process, has been fixed. If you were affected by this crash, then you may expect it to recur, one last & final time, as you update to v633.

12/23/2009 v630
I know when you’ve been sleeping... I know when you’re awake...
because I peek through your window at night! — Santa Chicken (540– )

• Merry Bawkmas to all!
• Have you been naughty or nice?
Enjoy!

12/3/2009 v627
I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment while I was hoeing in a village garden, and I felt that I was more distinguished by that circumstance than I should have been by any epaulet I could have worn. — Henry David Thoreau (1817–1862)

• Forgus has reduced the cost of armor repairs, just in time for Bawkmas. Order now!

11/11/2009 v624
Prejudice is the sole author of infamies: how many acts are so qualified by an opinion forged out of naught but prejudice! — Donatien Alphonse François (1740–1814)

• Metala has retired. Forgus has agreed to take over her work. Any lessons with her are now considered valid by Forgus.
• Unfortunately, this opportunity has not been wasted by Forgus: he now charges a minimum for repairs for associated “smithing and disposal fees.”

For older news, see What’s New from 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, 2004, 2003, 2002, 2001, 2000, 1999, or 1998.